Who is balrog(Spoilers)

Mar 29, 2009 at 2:20 AM
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T-Jack said:
Impossible, he can't contain enough air. And even if he could, he would float at all times.

And the air would eventually cool down.
 
Mar 29, 2009 at 4:20 AM
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Simple Answer: He has wings and incredibly powerful legs
(Why is everyone being sceptical about how balrog can fly?)
 
Mar 29, 2009 at 4:45 AM
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(Because the argument is in a thread which is in its appropriate subforum. Your parenthesised argument is not.)
 
Mar 30, 2009 at 6:09 PM
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G. freemaan said:
How do you know that he gets wings after the curse gets broken. he could have had them the whole time.
Yeah, maybe they are retractable wings or something.

Uncy Dave said:
It just seems to make sence to me cause he never uses his wings till the curse is broken.
Maybe he had no reason to. All three times you fought him were in small spaces, so there wasn't exactly much room to fly.
 
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JacobX891 said:
Balrog is actually the Antichrist in disguise. It's all part of his plan to confuse players about what he's disguised as, so he can steal their souls.​

Dude. The only known soul-stealers are Weegee and Tails Doll (existences unconfirmed).
 
Jul 4, 2009 at 8:04 PM
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wedge of cheese said:
He means it's weird that Dave doesn't want to accept Balrog as being a robot, but he's perfectly ok with accepting Quote as being a robot.

I don't.
 
Aug 3, 2009 at 8:07 PM
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I think he's a toaster that was cursed by the demon crown, or someone tried making a red flower pop tart and the toaster transformed into barlog. He was named by misery who found him and named him, so that he she didn't have to shout "Toaster minion" to summon him, because that is quite a mouthful.
Subsequently, he's a very excitiing toaster...
 
Aug 3, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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Best theory I've heard so far. I'd love to have a giant toaster around. But I thought the red flowers were to supposed to make you all aggressive-like? Maybe toasters are just naturally mellow and nice.
 
Aug 3, 2009 at 9:51 PM
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Balrog is a Balrog.
A very big one.
 
Aug 3, 2009 at 10:15 PM
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But he is not on fire and he does not have a whip. Explain that.
 
Aug 3, 2009 at 10:51 PM
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Striking the bottom of the world turned him into a toaster.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 2:59 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
But he is not on fire and he does not have a whip. Explain that.
NOT THAT KIND OF BALROG...
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Bottom-left.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 3:40 AM
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Mr. Fist said:
NOT THAT KIND OF BALROG...
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Bottom-left.

okay I'm using this quote to explain my theory on balrog.

balrog is one of the many old inhabitants of the island that died during the war with the mimigas and the robots. As for how balrog survived maybe he hid around in a nice hiding spot like the starting cave or something. the demon crown turned him into a robot...also with the other crap that makes him look like a toaster and thats why he has no wings and such. later blah blah blah...quote and curly kill ballos...blah blah blah and suddenly wings on him as the curse is broken and he is back to his old self...and you dont really see the handle on his head or the his back so those wierd pockets(whatever those were) are not seen so those could be gone as well.

so is this good enough to be the origin of balrog or no?
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 4:35 AM
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Mr. Fist said:
Balrog is a Balrog.
A very big one.
Just because Balrog has an entire race in the Beta doesn't mean that such a thing is the case with the final release.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 4:38 AM
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andwhyisit said:
Just because Balrog has an entire race in the Beta doesn't mean that such a thing is the case with the final release.

Jason said:
Just because it's wrong, doesn't mean it's not interesting.

^ That? ^
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:06 AM
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BALROG IS A ROBOT. YES, YES HE IS. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER EXPLANATION.
Balrog could not possibly fly with those little tiny wings, so he must have some other method of flight. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's just because he's a cartoon, but he also shoots missiles out of his body. Only robots can do that. Besides, creatures shouldn't be box-shaped. It's just a bad idea.
Balrog is a robot kthnxbai.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:11 AM
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Angry box fish disagrees.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:12 AM
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THAT IS AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE. A MONSTER. A HIDEOUS FREAK THAT I WANT TO PUT BREAD INSIDE.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:17 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
THAT IS AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE. A MONSTER. A HIDEOUS FREAK THAT I WANT TO PUT BREAD INSIDE.

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Unicorn box fish charges the fight to defend his bretheren.
 
Aug 4, 2009 at 6:34 AM
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So, you're saying Balrog evolved from fish? I guess I can see it, with his wide mouth, stubby arms and vacant stare.
 
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