What the heck is Balrog?

Sep 25, 2010 at 11:41 PM
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Re: Balrog: Mutant Toaster or Mutant Lunchbox?

Pixel said Balrog is soap. He could be lying :-P Always thought he was a toaster. I mean even when he grabs Quote he "ejects" him just like toasters eject bread... Why would you lie to us, oh great Pixel, why...? A question for all who have too much freetime...
 
Sep 26, 2010 at 12:10 AM
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Re: Balrog: Mutant Toaster or Mutant Lunchbox?

When I first saw him, I thought he was some sort of bento box, and then I thought he was a suitcase. I have officially settled on toaster monster.
 
Sep 26, 2010 at 12:20 AM
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Re: Balrog: Mutant Toaster or Mutant Lunchbox?

You know what they say...

All Balrogs toast toast!
 
Nov 7, 2011 at 11:54 PM
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Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Do you Think Balrog is A Robot or a Living Organism?
I think he is a Biological ... Thing. I mean, he has a Ghost Relative, Pooh Black. Ghosts can't come from robots.
Post what you think and say why. Thank you and should these forums lose air pressure, the Admins will provide Air Masks. They will not help but will provide massive entertainment for those who are watching you look Stupid.
 
Nov 7, 2011 at 11:56 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

He could be a cyborg. Also, why is this not in the theories section?
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 12:07 AM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Neither.

I think Barlog was a magical creature created by Ballos. Due to his violent behavior, Jenka split his soul in two and sent it (Pooh Black) to the Labyrynth.
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 2:21 AM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Nice Theorie, Shinyelectricbluetiger.
And this isn't in the Theorie Section because I didn't Know if someone asked this before.
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 2:41 AM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

In fact, they have. So next time, use the forum search, or Google search, to find out yourself, and don't make a thread in the wrong forum.
Ever.
EDIT: Hey noxid you think you know everything or what
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 3:56 AM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Someone move this thread before someong gets hurt( like the person who decided not to move it)
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 12:22 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Pixel said Balrog was soap, no?
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 1:07 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

I thought he was talking about the beta version balrog being a soap, though I suppose he didn't really change much during the transition. Also, just because his design was inspired by soap doesn't necessarily mean that he is a soap. I totally thought he was a briefcase the first time I played through, and by the ending I was second guessing as to whether he was in fact briefcase, or a toaster.

I think he's something living. He said he had a keen sense of smell, thus implying that he has a nose; i'm also guessing you can't transform robots into frogs (if so, then the game would most probably have been unreasonably short.)
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 2:36 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

trickybilly said:
Pixel said Balrog was soap, no?

Argh pixel didn't mean Balrog was physically made of soap, he just meant that he was based off of a bar of soap.

He's still a robot.
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 7:27 PM
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Nov 8, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

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Wow, if you snap his legs in half, and then dismember is hands and face.. You'd have a pretty stoned-looking Balrog right there, but a balrog nonetheless.

Also, i'm jealous. Those nipple-gauges look pretty badass..
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 11:23 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

How do I move this to Theories?
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 11:24 PM
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

You don't. You ask a mod to do so.
 
Nov 8, 2011 at 11:29 PM
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Because we don't have quite enough of this thread yet
 
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Re: Balrog. Robot or Nature's Toaster/Briefcase?

Or could you delete this thread altogether, Noxid.?
 
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maybe before he was under the doctor's control, he was the king of toasters, and made toast for morgan freeman when he was hungry. And bill gates added wings to him so he could fly to the market to buy bread. Possibly. Who Knows?
 
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