The Wish-Granting Game

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Jun 13, 2011 at 11:47 PM
cultr1
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Not granted. Your arms are now noodles.

I wish for $400,000, so I could fire the Heavy's chaingun for 12 seconds.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 12:15 AM
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Marx said:
grnated but you got it stealed so you're a fugitive.
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Marx, what grade are you in?!

Noxid said:
Damnit Marx, you ruined it
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Your picture earns you this.
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Granted, but Heavy was firing his Mini Gun at you for those twelve seconds.

I wish I could stop posting in this thread.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 12:27 AM
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Granted, but someone makes a copy of this thread, and you begin to post on that one.

I wish for more posts.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 12:44 AM
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Granted.
You are drafted. Your post is in Siberia. Have fun!
I wish I could improve myself, change myself, be good enough for...
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 12:50 AM
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Cave Story said:
Marx, what grade are you in?!
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English is his L2, and I don't think he speaks that except with people who maul it on the internet.


Ignore this as far as wish granting etc goes.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 12:57 AM
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Lace said:
English is his L2
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Oh, ok I wasn't aware.

100killer9 said:
I wish I could improve myself, change myself, be good enough for...
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The Genie laughs at your request.
or
As soon as you are "improved" enough, you feel arrogant. This arrogance then leads to your slow and painful trip back down to the bottom of the well of the world you live in.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 3:17 AM
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Then I wish for death.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 6:01 AM
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Granted.
You're dead, have fun with that.

I wish for nothing.
 
Jun 14, 2011 at 3:31 PM
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Ok. Wish granted. But in wishing for nothing, you technically don't wish, meaning there isn't not anything. Since there is now something, you wish again, and thus the cycle repeats. Have fun.

I wish for 2 dollars.
 
Jun 17, 2011 at 5:11 AM
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Granted. But they're dated 2070, so it'll be awhile until you can use 'em.
I wish I knew where to start on my mod.
 
Jun 17, 2011 at 9:40 AM
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granted enjoy your stay in Hell to start your mod.

I wish i had some more inspiration to start mine
 
Jun 17, 2011 at 1:26 PM
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Granted.
I inspire you to do my mod for me and give me credit.
I wish Cing didn't asplode.
 
Jun 20, 2011 at 3:00 PM
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granted now he kills you

I wish i didn't have so many sweet sweet dreams with gloved babes.
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 5:09 AM
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Granted, you now can never sleep, have fun! :D

I wish I could listen to music as loud as I wanted without anyone complaining.
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 1:01 PM
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granted enjoy being deaf as a result.

I wish for a GF
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 4:36 PM
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Granted. You now have a Green Frootloop. Do with it what you will.

I wish I had an infinite amount of space on my computer.
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 4:40 PM
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zgranted but you owe me 1,000$ for labor and MP cost.

I wish TF2 finished downloading already.
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 7:09 PM
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granted too bad the download happened to have a virus that fried your Computer's motherboard.

I wish for digital drawing skills
 
Jun 24, 2011 at 7:12 PM
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granted at the cost of you're sanity.

i wish my grandmas internet was actually good.
 
Jun 27, 2011 at 11:45 AM
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Granted, but it's too good-
It knows what you're going to go to next, and it only stays on a page for one second. Have fun!

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.
 
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