The Wish-Granting Game

You get it.
Don't you know, Rape is Love.
I wish people put thought and had the bad effects of this wish be somewhat related to the wish itself.

 

granted now you are raped over and over till you die.

I wish for no longer being into girls with gloves.

 

Granted, however you are now into girls with mittens.

I wish I had a beta cartridge of Cave Story 3D.

 

granted but its broken during shipping such a sad thing that it was the only one.

I wish i had a working copy of super street fighter 4 arcade edition and legend of zelda ocarina of time 3d with a 3ds

 

Granted, but since you just wished for the two games and the system, there is no charger. Have fun .

I wish for Skyrim. DO IT!

 

Granted. It's incomplete. And every model is just the default programmer model. Which happens to be a photorealistic model of a penis.
I wish Evangelicals in America had a basic knowledge of the values of Christianity.

 

Granted, they start preaching about the Big Bang and higgs boson.

I wish you good luck.

 

Granted, but in order to bestow your good luck upon me you burden yourself with bad luck.

I wish for a clean cookie on a plate.

 

Granted, but in order to bestow your good luck upon me you burden yourself with bad luck.

I wish for a clean cookie on a plate.

Granted. The cookie is clean, but the plate is made from earwax.

I wish my work would pay me.

 

Granted, they pay you in a 3rd world currency you can't convert into dollars or euros. O.o

I wish for more Microsoft Points.

 

Granted now you have to pay thrice as much points for the product you want and you have exactly 100 points more on your account

i wish for some more Nintendo points on both my WII and 3DS.

 

granted have fun with you're 100 points.

i wish for a 5,000 points card thats been activated.

edit: by activated i mean that it's as if the card was bought therefore making the card usable.

 

granted have fun with you're 100 points.

hehe that was exactly the difference needed for the WII virtual console game.
--------------------------
Granted but it still isn't enough for you t purchase the download you wanted.

I wish for several trillion Euro's on my bank account.

 

granted but seconds after receiving them a man hacks you're credit card account and steals all of you're money. i wish that this user http://www.youtube.com/user/superGgangsta#p/p wasn't a group of 2 misinformed racist's that thought sonic was made by atari and that pokemon and megaman were gay (and what i said was just a small bit of what they're made of really you just have to watch one of they're videos to know the kind of retarded racist's they are).

 

Wish granted. It turns out they were internet trolls all along.

I wish this thread would die.

 

granted but its such a great thread its revived.

i wish that chris bores the "irate gamer" would get his facts straight not rip off avgn and that he wasnt such a jerk.

 

Wish granted. He still sucks.
I wish I got some sleep.

 

granted you never wake up again ever yet aren't dead.

I wish to be in the cave story world and not this world where it jjust is a game and 1 forum dedicated t it

 

granted you never wake up again ever yet aren't dead.

I wish to be in the cave story world and not this world where it jjust is a game and 1 forum dedicated t it

Granted. You are now in a world where Forums and Cave Story meet real life. You suddenly appear on an island, but you spawn a tad too much to the left! You fall, but grab on to the edge of the island before you fall to your death! Luckily a forum member passes by. It's Captain Fabulous! But instead of saving you, he taunts you and steps on your hand, causing you to fall off and die. What a shame...

I wish for Megaman 11 to be released to the Xbox 360, Wii, and 3DS.

 

(i want that to happen t but in the name of the game) granted this game is so hard that you can't even get past the intro level if they decide to use n or ut of the first 100 meter of the level of your choice.

I wish for absolute and total control of time