The Wish-Granting Game

granted how is being dead treating you?

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

granted have fun watching you're ollars fly right out of you're wallet.


i wish to have 50$ so i can buy super street fighter 4.

 

granted but you now have to pay 100 dollars more for a copy.

I wish for my 3DS to be delivered today instead of tomorrow(not that waiting for it is that hard

 

granted have fun with you're broken 3ds.

i wish to have the power.

 

You already have the power. Wishing for something you already have costs a million dollars.

I want a robot-cat with mystical knowledge

 

granted it tests it's claws on you and they were sharp enough to decapitate you in a matter of milliseconds.

I wish for superhuman reflexes.

 

granted you run so fast you end up falling into a pit it losing you're last 1-up.

i wish that call of duty modern warfare 2 was made free to play on steam.

 

granted the game is free to play but all weapons are now paid DLC so you can't defend yourself at all untill you pay the game

I wish that the weather wasn't so bad it was unsafe to get my 3DS from the post office(didn't want to pay the 30 Euro's more to get it delivered to my home).

 

Granted. It's bright and sunny. Always.
All of Europe catches fire.
I wish for an explanation as to why that uncertain feeling is still in my brain.

 

Granted, but you need to make 2 payments of $299.99
Have fun.

I wish I knew WHAT WAS GOING ON

 

According to Google, mixed feelings about unions.
Is that a wish granted? I just Googled it. I guess that counts.
I wish to know if you can see the real me? Can ya? CAN YA?

 

Granted now your paranoia goes nuts and you don't dare going outside(unless you posted a picture here somewhere i can't)

I wish for a real Life Curly as a robot maid during day and a super-heroine(or better yet super-villain(yes i'm a super-villain fan)) at night.

 

granted but Norstein Bekkler charges you 40 silver points for it.

i wish to have the ability to cosplay the following:
Cloud,chrono,serge,zack,locke and ryu.

and how could i forget captain fabulous cave story trickybilly and voidmage lowell

 

You can cosplay as all of them. The only downside is, you are now cosplaying.
I think that's bad enough on its own.
I wish people got my references.

 

granted but you end up never using them either way.

i wish for square enix to make a sequel to chrono trigger that features chrono as the protagonist.

 

Granted, but the game sucks. IT SUCKS BALLS.

I wish for my dream computer.

 

Your dream self gets your dream computer. He's pretty happy about it.
I wish everything was both delicious and edible.

 

Granted. Lions eat you.
I wish I knew how to start on my mod...

 

Granted.
You start from the very beginning, a very good place to start.
Sound of Music, bitches.

I wish that adults would realize buying a clunky Dell running Windows XP in 2003 and never upgrading is a bad idea, and would finally get a non-obsolete computer.

 

Wish granted, your parents never buy a crappy laptop again. But all of their body hair suddenly evaporates.

I wish for love.