The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. You now dream of naked mole rats. Fun.

I wish I was telepathic.

 

granted but you hate the thoughts you read so much that you now hate your life.

I wish i was a really really skilled artist.

 

Granted, but no one will buy your art.

I wish my birthday was today.

 

Granted, but June 10th is taken off of all calendars. Have fun being as old as you are.

I wish I didn't wish for anything.

 

Granted, but now others look at you in your modesty and grow jealous.

 

I wish to be the richest man on earth.

 

Granted, but money now has no value.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

Sure, but it was that one, and since you didn't really wish for anything, you didn't get anything.


I wish to get cancer and die

 

Granted, but you die extremely slow. As in 200 years slow. By the time you 'die' from the cancer, you're already dead.

I wish for a tail. That I can use. Thats on my body. Somewhere appropriate. That isn't perverted.

 

Granted.
Your tailbones elongate to firm a "tail" that you can move, but is made up of two bones, so it's rather delicate and sensitive.
Good luck sitting down.

I wish people in this thread would realize the proper grammar is "I wish I were ______," not "I wish I was ______."

 

Granted, but instead of putting their new found knowledge to use, they just reject it.

I wish I had the power to mannipulate (sorry if it's spelled wrong :\) atoms at my will.

 

Granted, but the atoms will listen even if you didn't want them to.

I wish for a Space-Marine

 

Granted. But it turns out that "The Space Marines" is a nerdy Warhammer 40k club. S/he does nothing of interest before leaving.
I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

Granted, but you use up all of your energy and die at a young age.

I wish I were half cat

 

granted but only for a day.

i wish i had a visa and that no one and nothing could corrupt ban or mannipulate my wish and that my wishes are always heard.

 

The genie can only listen to one wish at a time. Both of your wishes are automatically corrupted and thrown out before Mr. Genie gets them.

I wish for the ultimate desktop wallpaper.

 

grnated but you got it stealed so you're a fugitive.

i wish minecraft was on the psn.

 

Damnit Marx, you ruined it

Spoiler

Minecraft goes on PSN but the network keeps getting hacked so often it's impossible to download

I wish I could have drawn that faster.

 

Granted, but in turn your blog was loading slowly, so it took a longer amount of time to upload, such that there was no impact on the time you posted overall.

I wish I were the very best at League of Legends, like no one ever was.

 

You are no the best, but nobody cares about you now. :\

I wish for no wish.

(Thanks for the new desktop picture Noxid )