The Wish-Granting Game

I'm hungry.

Granted, you can, but your calculator keeps giving you "ERROR".

I wish for cake.

 

Granted. It's one of those urinal cakes found in public bathrooms.

I wish I had a magical flying shark.

 

Granted, but the shark terrorizes the world and you're blamed for wishing for it.

I wish for a working portal gun that is magnetically attracted to me so I don't lose it.

 

Granted, but it's to small for you to possibly use.

I wish I had Telekanisis.
(Watch how bad this'll be)

 

Granted you control you power(s) perfectly but you thought so hard about this wish going wrong your head explodes.Not clamatic


I wish I lived in Ponyville as a male pegasus.

 

granted you are ignored by everyone.

I wish for total control over time.

 

Granted but only affects you so nobody else notices or is effected by you time traveing.

I wish I could die a long horrible death worse then listening to JB(Don't pay attention if your a fan)

 

Granted, but instead of dieing, you will be tortured by listening to Rebecca Black for eternity.

I wish for a Transmogrifier to turn us all into Mimigas.

 

Granted, but they preserve your brain and bring you back to life in the future where scientists put you in a new body and torture you as a test of human limits.

I wish I had a dozen gift cards fall into my lap.

 

Okay, but none of them are activated...

I wish I was a great artist

 

Wish granted, but you have low self esteem issues.

I wish binary keyboards actually existed. And that I had one.

 

Wish granted, it doesn't work on your computer.

I wish I had a pet dolphin.

 

Wish granted. IT IS DEAD.
Really though, that was a half hearted let down.

I wish binary keyboards actually existed. And that I had a working one compatible with my computer.

 

Wish granted. IT IS DEAD.
Really though, that was a half hearted let down.

I wish binary keyboards actually existed. And that I had a working one compatible with my computer.

Wish granted, try control, alt, delete now.

I wish I had a 5 dollar bill.

 

Granted, but you find yourself unable to leave your desk to spend it.

I wish people would listen to me.

 

The genie didn't listen to your wish.

I wish I had a can of Coke.

 

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for poison.

 

Granted, it has apeared inside your body.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, but you forget.

I wish that I was better at spriting.

 

granted now you can make decent sprites but are skilled at nothing else.

I wish my dreams weren't filled with babes wearing the sexiest of sexy gloves