The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. Sadly, you said new, so new members know how to play, but not old members.

I wish that I had never read Cupcakes. While listening to THIS:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLjh7Txapk

 

Granted. But, you had to go back in time to do so and prevent your self from ever listening, you are now def. Unfortunately, you destroyed the Cave Story universe (yes, that means Curly to) so now we only have a game to remember it by. I wish for squee-gee.... "I need to kill fast, bullets to slow"

 

Granted. But, you had to go back in time to do so and prevent your self from ever listening, you are now def. Unfortunately, you destroyed the Cave Story universe (yes, that means Curly to) so now we only have a game to remember it by. I wish for squee-gee.... "I need to kill fast, bullets to slow"

What? Squee-gee granted. Unfortulately, bathroom kind.

I wish that I had never read Cupcakes. While listening to THIS:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLjh7Txapk (need better answer. Too confusing.)

 

(Face palm) You are now def and you destroyed the actual non-game Cave Story Universe. I wish for the destruction of everything Disney.

 

Everything Disney is gone. This causes Mexico to attack us for not having produced The Three Caballeros. And the entire world is ruled by Nazi Germany because "In der Fuher's Face" never happened. You bastard.
I wish WoodenRat would make a wish so I can play my Skygunner already.

 

Wish granted. Unfortunately for you he wishes Skygunner was never created and that you remember what you cant have. I wish I was the last man on Earth surrounded by very attractive human women.

 

Granted. They are all lesbian.
I wish for the governer to stop screwing school systems so much.
Oh dear, politics again... I always bring everything to politics...

 

Granted. The whole education system falls apart due to incidental circumstances, plummeting the country into an all-time record state of stupidity.

I wish I understood the whole crazy behind My Little Pony.

 

Granted; You are now a hormonal teenage girl. I wish for Psychonauts 2

 

Granted. You are now a hormonal teenage boy.
(Already one? Oh yeah.)
Psychonauts 2 is a First Person Shooter now, with no humor and Raz as a serious buisness type guy.
I wish people would stop implying that being female is an insult.

 

Granted, but now it's implied that being male is an insult.

I wish I had a mouse.

 

Granted, But instead of a real mouse you got a PC Mouse.

I Wish this thread was locked for a day

 

Granted, But instead of a real mouse you got a PC Mouse.

That's what I was hoping for. :J

And granted, but you were permanently banned.

 

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything... SO NOW YOU'RE MALE
I wish people would remember to wish for things after granting wishes.
It sounds ridiculous from both angles. But enough Feminazism.

 

Granted, there is no more femanism.

I wish for a forum-wide brownie party.

 

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything...

Oops.

Granted, but you couldn't make it.

I wish, for a dollar.

 

granted, however this dollar is from the year 2200 and you can't spend it without government getting all up in your shit for being a time traveler

I wish for a keyboard that could read my mind and type what I think

 

Granted, but it types what you don't want others to know too.
I wish for my feminism back.

 

Granted, but it costs $29.99


I wish that my scripts didn't break.

 

Granted. but the script you wrote destroyed the universe... and God, even Budda. Nice one

I wish I could divide by zero.