The Wish-Granting Game

I wish dragons were real, and that they were angry at everyone except me.

No problem. A new race of timid, frail dragons that wouldn't hurt a fly has come into existence. They are very loving, and avoid those they hate. Their form of love involves licking you like a dog. Their saliva causes cancer.

I wish I was the best video gamer in the world.

 

No problem. A new race of timid, frail dragons that wouldn't hurt a fly has come into existence. They are very loving, and avoid those they hate. Their form of love involves licking you like a dog. Their saliva causes cancer.

I wish I was the best video gamer in the world.

Granted. However, this is done by making all games so rediculously easy its sad. You get chronic depression and kill yourself.

I wish the next poster doesn't grant this wish.

 

Granted, but unfortunately you have created a paradox.

I wish... to... hmmm.... I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

 

Granted. However, this is done by making all games so rediculously easy its sad. You get chronic depression and kill yourself.

I wish the next poster doesn't grant this wish.

Granted. I grant your wish by not granting your wish.


I wish I could be more motivated to mod.

[edit]: FFS this game is getting too popular, overlapping posts D: .

 

I wish I was the best video gamer in the world.

Every person in the world that has the potential to beat you at a video game dies. This includes Barack Obama, Daisuke Amaya and your mother.

I wish for a sturdy, non-cancerous tire swing.

 

Your wish is granted, but I sat on it at one point.

I wish for canada to explode.

 

I wish for a sturdy, non-cancerous tire swing.

Granted, although your tire swing is in a rain forest surrounded by mushrooms that spray cancer-causing spores...

I wish I could turn into any animal I wished, then bak into
my normal body, with no lingering effects either physically or mentally.

 

Your wish is granted, but I sat on it at one point.

I wish for canada to explode.

Granted, it explodes along with the US.

I wish for my other wish to be more wishful (or granted).

 

You are motivated by daily torture. If you don't mod at least once a day, you are beaten with a sack of doorknobs.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart. (Keeping up with Boots's dragon theme.)

 

You are motivated by daily torture. If you don't mod at least once a day, you are beaten with a sack of doorknobs.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart. (Keeping up with Boots's dragon theme.)

Wish granted. You fly with dragons (in their stomach).

I wish for more red.

 

Nevermind...

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land of heart. (Keeping up with Boots's dragon theme.)

*POOF*

Max! Emmy! (WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS ONE UP?!)

I wish that I was holding a fully loaded .44 magnum.

 

*POOF*

Max! Emmy! (WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS ONE UP?!)

I wish that I was holding a fully loaded .44 magnum.

You are, however it's the only gun with the only ammo you have to stop a horde of zombies. God speed.

I wish Noxid would finish fixing the tileset.

 

I wish Noxid would finish fixing the tileset.

Granted! Noxid MAGICALLY stopped Searching the Forums and PM'd you about his progress! [lolihavenoidea]

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want, and back again, just with a thought.

 

Congrantulaions, however, now everytime you think about somewhere, you teleport there. Better hope nobody mentions the sun - oops.

I wish I didn't have to fix the tileset...

 

A monkey is now fixing the tileset for you; however, it really has no idea what it's doing, so it corrupts your .pbm file and poops on your keyboard.

I wish for less red.

 

Your wish is granted. You are now colorblind.

I wish for... people to be more kind to me.

 

The entire staff of Fox News now adores you. Yay!

I wish 4chan.org was deleted from existence.

 

Your wish has been granted. No new memes ever come into existence, and all the current ones become so overused that you kill yourself, choosing death over ever having to see the phrase "no u" again.

I wish I had a tail.

 

You now have a long, elegant, fuzzy tail growing out of your nose. And it's actually a malignant tumor.

I wish Firefly didn't get cancelled until at least season three.