The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but unfortunately there are no undead for you to control.

I wish for a bigger TV.

 

Also, solid base 8's are invalid stats btw.

Houseruled character LIKE A BOSS.


Granted. The TV is gigantic, but the screen itself is still pretty small.

I wish I could go on a magical adventure with a talking dolphin across the eighteen enchanted seas of Cadathia. Or something.

 

Granted. I decide to grant you "something" instead of the thing that came before the word "or". And that something happens to be explosive diarrhea at the most unexpected and embarrassing possible times.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.



edit: also this

 

Granted, you do everything beforehand and have so much freetime you don't know what to do but be an ass.

I wish I have a peguses filly (baby peguses) that loves me and cannot die

 

Granted, that filly's idea of "love", however is beating you constantly with a steel-toed boot.

I wish that I could turn my dreams into real life at will.

 

Granted, but upon utilizing this skill, the fabric of reality cannot handle the physical impossibilities and broken laws of physics inherent in your dreams. Through your yearning for a true fantastic world, you have destroyed yourself and all of existence as the universe collapses into itself and simply ceases to be.

I wish this wish would go terribly wrong.

 

Granted, but it turns out it got worse than terrible and destroyed the Earth.

I wish for good luck and to not get hit by stupid blocks.

 

Granted, although you get hit by fat blocks
I wish I weren't hungry right now.

 

Granted you starve to death

I wish Fluttershy existed in the real world

 

Granted you starve to death

I wish Fluttershy existed in the real world

Seems like I'm not the ONLY brony around here! (yay)
Anyways, I hate to say this, but, granted, but she is in her enraged state and teams up with Pinkie Pie to murder everyone like Pinkie did in "Cupcakes"

I wish I was in Ponyville, was morphed into a pony, had 4 portal guns that fit to hooves and doubled as long-fall boots and my Cutie Mark was a pair of working portals. (And yes, this is all coming from a fanfic I read)

Sorry for being so geeky with my wish

 

Granted but you potal on the moon and sufficate due to vacuum of space

I wish Pinkie Pie wasn't so crazy

 

Granted but not before she kills you.

 

I wish every woman wanted me and that it was possible to be a nerd and a STUD.

 

I wish every woman wanted me and that it was possible to be a nerd and a STUD.

Wish granted.

You are me.

 

I wish that a sequel to Skygunner would be made. For 3DS.

 

Granted, as soon as Woodenrat makes his wish.

I wish to be 20 % cooler in ten seconds flat.

 

Wish granted. You are dipped in liquid nitrogen for 20 seconds. You are most definately cooler. I wish my girlfriend would cos play as Curly for me.

 

granted not

I wish that sonic generations gets realeased sooner than announced.

 

Granted. It's still in beta though, so you get something worse than Sonic 006.
It kills you.

I wish for the bad siggies to go away. D:
(Over 9000's getting REALLY REALLY REALLY OLD. SRSLY GUISE.)

EDIT: Also, thank you MultiVac. My life is complete.

 

granted not

I wish that sonic generations gets realeased sooner than announced.

I don't think that the first part counts as bad, I mean I've at least got a girlfriend. (distant "ohs" can be heard from Mordecai and Rigby)
BTW your wish is granted, but Odin looks down on you says "Why would you wish that, you have doomed us all!!" and sends a flaming spear to impale you through the saliva hole.

I wish people new how to play this game.

Spoiler

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