The Wish-Granting Game

Granted but someone pokes you with a pin and you explode instead - the irony

I wish for one of the puppies from CS

 

granted puppie to the face. man with that mouth open that doggie must have left a mark.

I wish square enix made a "good" final fantasy game (cone on square its been years. YEARS).

 

Granted but someone pokes you with a pin and you explode instead - the irony

I wish for one of the puppies from CS

Granted, but you have to take it out of this chest yourself.

@Omega
Granted, but it doesn't come out for 60 years.

I wish I understood what Kick A's twist to my wish meant.

 

Well a bomb is bloody dangerous while a pin is almost harmless.......unless its the bomb pin. No I meant like a needle... Sorry should have made the wish grantation clearer

I wish for and xD face in the Cave Story forum smilies section

 

granted. But its INVISIBLE.

I wish to be a real hardcore rpg fan (not like rpg fans who think that by just playing ff XIII they're hardcore).

 

Granted. Now you can only buy/download rpg games.

I wish for windows 8.

 

Granted, you are reading this post off of your new Windows 8, this message will self destruct in 2 seconds.


I wish I had a steampunk rocket powered pogostick.

 

You get it, but you can't use it.

I wish for better modding skills.

 

Granted but you have 10 seconds to use them.

I wish to have minecraft.

 

Granted, but you're only allowed to play on multiplayer with a bad connection.

I wish for the moon.

 

Ummm...That makes no sense...no offence (HAH that rhymes!) How can you wish for the moon - there already is one. Would you like a personal moon that hovers around your head instead? Do you mean you want it to be nightime? Granted in a couple of hours!

I wish to have the skills of Pixel with gaming

 

Granted, but only until Midnight tonight.
HURRY

I wish for the sun

 

Granted. You burn up and die insintaneouly.

I wish for a 4DS.

 

Granted! It now simulates real life whenever you slide the 4D Switch to max. Think about it, when you die in the game, you die in real life. So you were about to play a game called 'Slow and Painful death 4D', but suddenly the 4D switch broke and you could not play the game (or any game) in 4D. Sucks!

I wish for each day to last 48 hours.

 

granted now you have t work 35 hours a day and you have no weekends anymore.
Thank you thabk you very much !

I wish for unlimited legal money on my WII, 3DS, Windows live games and steam accounts

 

Granted but all your appliances and accounts break once you have brought your products.

I wish for a new camera

 

*throws the camera at you and breaks your nose*
Granted.

I wish for good television.

 

granted but i decide to make it spawn from the sky so it falls to the ground and breaks.

I wish to have a thinkgeeks 3d camera.

 

Granted. You now have a thinkgeeks camera that occupies a 3D space.

I wish for more Spongebob.

 

Wish Granted - But because the sponge is used to much it becomes smelly xD

I wish for an Ipad 2