The Wish-Granting Game

Granted it is now hardcore hentai and outside of your comfort zone.

I wish for a gaming console that works with interactive holograms.

 

Granted, the holograms work all Star Trek: First Contact, your demise was quick at the hands of Patrick Stewart.

I wish for summer temperatures to lower to 23° instead of being 33.

 

^LOL we have answered same time!

@Merder The holograms are interactive indeed. And you started to play and...*headshot*
@Someguy: Done...by lovering your body temperature.

I want a good singing voice.

 

Granted, wait... you said good singing voice I thought you said throat canc.....
DAMN IT, lol, well played my friend.

Granted, you are the greatest Eskimo throat singing composer in the world.

I wish for a taco.

 

Granted. Enjoy your radioactive taco.
I wish I can find things easier.

 

Granted but due to the fact that your eyes become non-human detecting heat waves and x-rays it burns out the retina of your eyes and you become blind.

I wish for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

 

Granted, the pot you find at the end of the rainbow is gold pot. Smoke it with caution.

I wish for a 7DS.

 

granted ypu play a shooter with the 7DS funtion turned n and thus the bullets where real and you were headshotted.

I wish for some X rated stuff on the nintendo video app for my 3DS

 

Granted, but your 3DS crashes while loading them.

I wish for a giant hole in the sky.

 

granted a black hole is now causing chaos in you're hometown.

i wish fr a magical pot of 2,000,000 gil.

 

Done, but the sudden increase of Gil in the economy has caused prices to rise.

I wish for a level 1 nemesis.

 

Granted. Here's some weapon energy.

I wish my computer didn't screw everything up.

 

Granted, after going through a vasectomy your computer explodes because of a hardware malfunction.

I wish for immunity to all deseases.

 

Granted. Sadly, while getting the shot for it, you spontaniously (spelled...) combust. Sorry.

I wish for power over nothing itself.

 

Done, but an anvil comes out of no where and squashes you.

I wish for there to be no plot holes in any story ever made.

 

Granted. They are replaced by manholes.

I wish for nothing itself again.
I don't wanna be killed, injured, or get cancer.
Yup.

 

Granted, you gain the power of nothingness and being able of nothing what doesn't exist you're able of doing nothing.
Eventually you gain somuch knowladge that you come nothingness itself and no longer exist.

I wish for no more spongebob.

 

Granted.
There is no more SB anywhere else but your room. The growing amount of SB pictures in your room makes it impossible to get out, and you eventually die.

I wish for my soul to exist.
I guess it does though, my body just doesn't....

 

Granted, but your soul is given existance in a soul cage and is trapped for all eternity.

I wish for stock footage.

 

granted it is so boring that you decide to burn it only t learn it cant be burned.

I wish for Curly to work for me in a uniform i give her and only wearing that what i provide and nothing else.