The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 9, 2011 at 2:20 PM
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Granted, but your computer isn't able to compute it all, and explodes in your face. At the hospital getting treated for face burns, your parents bring you a new one, which you end up breaking ahead of time.

I wish for a better computer.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 4:39 PM
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Granted. Your new computer is better at picking up viruses.

I wish to be able to teleport.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:21 PM
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Granted, but only once.

I wish for a life capsule.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:32 PM
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granted you get a used life capsule.

I wish that voyce would start his next stream in one hour.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:43 PM
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Granted, but you can't watch it.

I need something to make my toast:balrog:
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:44 PM
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Granted i decide to give you a bar of soap.

i wish to have minecraft.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM
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Granted, but your computer is to laggy for you to actually play it.

I wish I knew what to do with this bar of soap.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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Make a mini balrog!
I wish for a canadian.
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 6:32 PM
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I'm half canadian. That good enough?
Wish Granted.
I wish I was at the beach surfing
 
Jul 9, 2011 at 7:00 PM
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granted surfing with a shark trying to kill you.

I wish my computer wasnt so laggy when trying to use a recording program to record a game.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 5:54 AM
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Granted, but you lose quality. And your computer implodes shortly after you preview the video.

I wish for NORMAL, indestructable headphones.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 9:42 AM
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Granted, but you lose quality. And your computer implodes shortly after you preview the video.

I wish for NORMAL, indestructable headphones.

I wish for headphones that didn't burn out in one ear after a while.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 11:51 AM
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Your wish has been granted but the extensive use of these headphones has caused you to have ear cancer.

I wish I had beaver teeth.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 1:00 PM
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Granted but the teeth are so big that you fall through the earth due to the massive weight.
I wish for a pet blob.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 2:50 PM
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Granted, but it's extremely carnivorous (spelled...) and eats the city.

Yeah, saw that a few nights ago. Meaning 3 months ago.

I wish my GBA SP worked again.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 4:47 PM
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Granted. But good luck finding your charger.

I wish for Cave Story 2.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 6:18 PM
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Wish granted, it wasn't very good.

I wish for less political corruption.
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 11:49 PM
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Granted there now is exactly 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less politcal corruption in the world

I wish i had more 3DS games
 
Jul 10, 2011 at 11:55 PM
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granted have fun playing all those lackluster barbie games.

I wish to have chaos emerald.
 
Jul 11, 2011 at 2:13 AM
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Granted, but you can't use it :D

I wish for explosions that do not kill me.
 
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