The Wish-Granting Game

Granted enjoy your new game modding skills.

I wish for a Trillionaire girlfriend

 

Granted but because she is made of money she falls apart into the ocean on a boating trip.
I wish to be as cool as pixel

 

I cant grant it because pixel's awesomeness is something that even i cannot copy.

i wish to have this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/retro-gaming/e5ef/

 

Granted....but it is actually a bomb device and the earth blows up. The aliens above laugh...
I wish to have...An xbox 360

 

Granted. But when you try to turn it on you find out its broken sadly since you wished for it you get no receipt or refund. Too bad.

I wish to have a visa with 1,000 dollars.

 

Granted but the money is counterfeit so the cops arrest you spend the rest of your life in jail.
Wish for.......sunshine!

 

Granted, but you're burned up in the process.

I wish for more toasters

 

Granted but the toaster jumps on top of you shouting HUZZAH! You are crushed.

Wish for unlimited wishes

 

not granted you already have it.

i wish for an 8 bit sculpture of megaman and protoman.

 

Granted, but 8-bit fails at 3D.

I wish for a rainbow duck.

 

Granted i punch it's head off.

I wish for super powers

 

I wish for super powers

Granted. Your super power gives anyone within a ten foot radius of youself cancer. Including yourself. Oh yeah, you can also stretch your neck up to 1.5x longer!

I wish for a fluffy, white pillow.

 

Granted, but it's to small for the naked eye to see.

I wish for more chinfish

 

granted more chinfish to cover up you're closet.

I wish to have a working contra arcade cabinet infront of my couch in the living room complete with cables and anything that will make it possible to play.

 

Granted, but soon after arrival your dog (if you don't own a dog, be expecting a package within the hour) chews up the cables, which are irreplaceable.

 

Granted, but soon after arrival your dog (if you don't own a dog, be expecting a package within the hour) chews up the cables, which are irreplaceable.

You forgot to make a wish.

Anyways let me make an "easy" wish. I Wish my psp was fixed and that i had the memory stick i had for it that i lost.

 

Well, you find it, but it's chewed up (Good dog)

I wish for a pet Chinfish.

 

Granted. I decide to have him appear in you're hand causing you immense pain and also because of that you cant put him in any body of water in time and he ends up dead. Nice job fish killer.

I wish to find that one irc account that i accidentaly typed in once turning me into an op.

 

Granted. However, it only gives you op in that channel.

I wish for some more rum.

 

Granted but you end up on a Pirate Ship and they throw you overboard.

I wish for a better graphics card