The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 13, 2011 at 5:04 AM
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Granted, but you spill on it. Also, you didn't get the back up thing, and youhave to pay for it all yourself.

I wish for answers
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 9:46 AM
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Granted. Since it was plural, I guess I'll have to answer a minimum of 2 questions. The first would be me granting your wish (YES IT WAS A QUESTION), and to answer the question "Do I have Cancer?" Yes, yes you do.

I wish for an iPad 3.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 9:51 AM
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Tpcool said:
Granted. Since it was plural, I guess I'll have to answer a minimum of 2 questions. The first would be me granting your wish (YES IT WAS A QUESTION), and to answer the question "Do I have Cancer?" Yes, yes you do.

I wish for an iPad 3.
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Granted, but it's exactly the same as the iPad 2.

I wish for Half Life 2: Episode 3
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 10:04 AM
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Why wouldn't you wish for Half Life 3? Anyways you get it, but it is exactly the same as Half Life 2 ep 2, but with things moved around slightly and the set pieces different here and there.

I wish I was better at coming up with names.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 10:10 AM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
Why wouldn't you wish for Half Life 3? Anyways you get it, but it is exactly the same as Half Life 2 ep 2, but with things moved around slightly and the set pieces different here and there.

I wish I was better at coming up with names.
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(I wouldn't mind having a Half Life 3, either. :mrgreen:)

Granted, but they all contain the word "Dick"

I wish I could have invisibility.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 10:42 AM
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Granted. You gain the ability to have light pass through you, but as side effect you can no longer see since light no longer hits your retinas (because it goes through them). This is an actual problem with invisibility, which currently is being studied (they have it working on a really small scale).

I wish I were the moon.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 11:29 AM
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Granted, but you set me up with an easy way to kill you :mrgreen: You die in a few painful minutes from the lack of oxygen, and your lifeless body drifts slowly through space for the rest of eternity.

I wish for GIR and Fab to stop being the same people!
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 12:05 PM
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granted they now are pestering you till you snap.

I wish gloves didn't look so heavenly on chicks.(if you didn't figure yes i have a fetish for them so now get over it)
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 1:02 PM
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Granted but now you have a fetish for their socks :mrgreen:

I wish that my marks from my exams would frigin hurry up and come back!
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 1:13 PM
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Granted, but for the lack of time to grade them properly you got all F's.

I wish for wings.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 2:34 PM
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Granted but the duct tape holding on your wings breaks down in less than 20 minutes.

I wish for an awesome sunset tonight!
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 3:05 PM
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Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish for Bird wings that were not fake that I knew how to use and couldn't break off and I didn't catch any disease or get sick or die because of them and they worked, and they should be 2.5 feet long by the way, each, and I am not able to be hurt by them and I could use them anyway I wanted and they actually work and I could use them when ever and they worked like regular bird wings so I could like bend them back and they appeared out of my back by my shoulder blades.

Read so you don't screw up.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 3:25 PM
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granted you accidentally fly into a plane engine chopping everything but your wings up.(well you didn't say you couldn't be hurt by anything else during flight)

I wish for more freeware on th 3DS E-shop
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 3:41 PM
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Granted you get more freeware on the e-shop. At the cost of you're SOUL!

I wish i had the ability to create dollars of 10 and make them spawn on the nearest table.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 4:36 PM
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Granted, but they're Itchy and Scratchy 10 dollars, you can't spend them anywhere.

I wish for an obvious pun.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 4:44 PM
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Omega said:
Granted you get more freeware on the e-shop. At the cost of you're SOUL!.
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the joke is on you i lost m soul years ago XD

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granted but stilll it isn't funny

I wish for Misery to be my slave.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 6:00 PM
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Granted but you become ballos' slave as a result

I wish for a chinfish
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 6:17 PM
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Wished granted...... I have no backfire, he got my weak spot, that being chinfish and the other a lawyer.

So I'll just punch you in the face.

I wish for ???
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 7:22 PM
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I wish for a chinfish
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Granted, but you acidentally killed it and the entire species too.
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Granted. Because your question was unidentified, you now have cancer.

I wish for a 6DS.
 
Jul 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM
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Done, but the 6DS also comes with 6DS glasses which blind you the instant you put them on.

I wish for more innuendos in disney movies.
 
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