The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. But you require the blood of 16 homosexual kangaroos daily to keep your immortality.

I wish homosexual kangaroos was a meme.

 

Granted, but it's only a local MGF meme that dies one week later.

I wish the local MGF memes were used more often.

 

Granted. More people hate the forums and Obama orders that Skyewelse be sent to the gallows (NOOOOO!!!!!!!!).


I wish a degree course about the study of mating behavior of homosexual kangaroos were introduced and accredited by the local qualifications agency.

 

Granted, but it's you who gifts it for you, before you realize that GTA I and II are freeware now.

Just so you know, Captain, the pack actually costs less than San Andreas, Vice City, and GTA 3 separately, and I don't really care about the first 2 games.

 

San Andreas and Vice City aren't "classic." They're a couple years old (eight isn't that much). I have cans of soup in the cupboard that are more classic than San Andreas. Pshaw.

Also, I am now officially opposed to Mirai Gamer Forum memes.

 

o.o
Why do you hat MG memes?
Why?
-_-

 

What I should have said was "I am against forced Mirai Gamer memes." Because they will slowly turn us into MGChan.

@freezit14: Wish granted, but all the homosexual kangaroos are highly radioactive. Studying them will give you cancer.

See, I just used a meme. The cancer thing. It is exclusive to this thread so far, which doesn't make it better in any way, but it's not a forced meme. People don't just blurt it randomly in an attept to be funny because they didn't come up with anything witty. Encyclopedia Dramatica can explain this whole thing better than I can. Point is, homosexual kangaroos should not become a meme just because we mentioned them three times. That's just the Rule of Three. It's not funny just because you can repeat it more.

I wish my rant made sense.

 

Wish granted. three months from now, when Miraigamer is a slummy pit of overused catchprases and copypaste, the last of the original members will look back on this post and wish they had only realized it sooner.

I wish I knew the answer to question 14-103 without needing to look at the cheat sheet.

 

You know the answer. That is all you know. Back to square one, Noxid.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my nipples.

 

San Andreas and Vice City aren't "classic." They're a couple years old (eight isn't that much). I have cans of soup in the cupboard that are more classic than San Andreas. Pshaw

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It's still part of the pack though.

 

Granted, but you didn't wish to be immune to the lasers and they burn your nipples up, plus the top half of your body.

I wish -127

 

Granted. 127 of your loved ones are subtracted from existance.
I wish that the corner icon in the cave story skin didn't have so thick an outline.

 

Granted, it has such a thin outline, that it shows the entire strand of time in it. Clearly higlighted is when you will die. It is very soon, and you will die horribly.

I wish I could predict the weather accurately.

 

Granted. The weather for the next 200 years: Lightning that seeks your scrotum.

I wish I had some sushi. Not to eat. Just to look at.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, you CAN'T eat it, but you REALLY want to, and you are driven mad.

I wish for spring break.

 

Granted. Here it is :

I wish Detroit moves nearby.

 

ANDWHY used DETROIT
it's super effective.

I wish for the wish of awesome to be granted.

 

YAAAAAAAAAY!

I wish for a soul.

 

Granted. but only when you end up in hell and Satan starts torturing your soul until Jesus (or your favourite religion superhero) erradicates all corruption and evil from our world... Which, let's be honest, will never happen.

 

Granted. but only when you end up in hell and Satan starts torturing your soul until Jesus (or your favourite religion superhero) erradicates all corruption and evil from our world... Which, let's be honest, will never happen.

Nothing to grant. Cool.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats anymore.