The Wish-Granting Game

You failed at granting andwhy's wish. He am disappoint.
You get a Trident II missile immediately, but it's armed and moving at 200 kph.

I wish I was thirsty.

 

Granted, you are now 1 microsecond away from death by dehydration. Have a good day!

I wish 1 = 1

 

Granted, but everyone now counts in a base 4 numbering system except for you. 1 still equals 1, but you have difficulty with any number above 3.

Not granted.

I wish that a swarm of the "hottest" Zerg females (by Zerg standards) will try to "woo" Wedge of Cheese for the rest of his life.

Granted.

(revenge!)

BTW guys:
http://www.homeonthestrange.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4

I wish that a computer existed that is so vastly different from today's computer hardware that none of the software is in any way or form based on binary or assembly code as we know it and is optimised (hardware-wise again) to literally be able to transfer, write, copy, edit or delete any amount of data in the blink of an eye.

 

Granted, it is the only human with psychic powers. And it isn't you.

I wish I was that human.

 

Granted. You are now this guy:

I wish the microhone on my headset wouldn't break every 2 seconds after I fix it.

 

I wish the microhone on my headset wouldn't break every 2 seconds after I fix it.

Granted. It breaks every 1 second.

I wish that I could control the Earth's rotation without getting of

 

Granted, you control the Earth's gravity with is

I wish old memes would die (I regret my actions).

 

Granted, but they are replaced by other memes that are even worse.

I wish upon a star.

 

Granted, that star is the sun and it destroys the Earth.

I wish the Earth was undestroyed.

 

Granted. It's now named Planet Bob.

I wish Titan AE got more respect.

 

Granted. It's now named Planet Bob.

I wish Titan AE got more respect.

Granted, it gets more respect, although this happens through a series of events that indirectly give you cancer. (Hey, I want that as much as you. )

I wish.

 

Granted, but those who respected dies shortly after.

I WISH SOMEONE TO QUENCH MY RAGE!!!!!!!

 

I WISH SOMEONE TO QUENCH MY RAGE!!!!!!!

Granted. They kill you, therefore quenching your rage.

Again. I wish.

 

Granted. But it gives you.

I wish everyone had the same wish as me.

(Here we go again!)

 

Granted, but they all add "and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt" to their wish.

I wish everyone had the same wish as me, and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt.

 

Granted, but they all add "and also, Captain Fabulous needs a life." to their wish.

I wish everyone had the same wish as me, and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt, and also, Captain Fabulous needs a life.

 

Granted, I get a job as a hitman. Your mom's one of my targets. Also, everyone DOES have the same wish as you, making this thread absolutely retarded.

I wish everyone had the same wish as me, and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt, and also, Captain Fabulous needs a life.

 

Granted, I kill all of you for breaking the thread, and wishes 494-497 are invalid.

I wish people would stop adding "...and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt, and also, Captain Fabulous needs a life." to their wishes, and also, DragonBoots is an assbutt, and also, Captain Fabulous needs a life.

 

Wish granted, everyone must now add "... in my pants" to their wish.

I wish I had a Ferrari... in my pants.

 

Granted
I wish i had your mom ...in my pants