The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. You get the most severe case of diarrhea in the world.

I wish I weren't so lazy.

 

Granted, now you're only lazy.

I wish my keyboard worked properly.

 

Well, that post was fine, so uhh, Granted?

I wish for a pony.

 

Granted, however, it turns out it has mad pony disease, and it tries to kill you and your family. Oh, and getting bitten by it means you'll turn into a zombie.

I wish it was the zombie apocalypse.

 

Granted, and you are now the black guy.

I wish I had two Gamerpoints.

 

Granted, and you are now the black guy.

I wish I had two Gamerpoints.

Granted. Your Gamerscore is now locked at 2.

I wish to be a Treeminder.

 

Granted. You now have a tree in you mind. You drop dead. -127

I wish that the balrog pic in the top-right left corner of the forum had his wings pointing up instead of down.
Corrupt that! >:-D

 

Wish granted. And now, a tree falls on your house.

I wish sixtyseconds could tell the difference between left and right.

 

Wish granted. And now, a tree falls on your house.

I wish sixtyseconds could tell the difference between left and right.

Your wish is granted. Dammit, that was a stupid mistake.
But I wasn't at my hous at the time you posted that.
I wish Captain Fabulous would go back to his old avatar and "BEWARE, I'M AWESOME!" thingy.

 

Wish granted, but I'm gonna change it to something else as soon as I find something else to change it to.

I wish I was a delicious burrito.

 

Granted, and you are eaten like a delicious burrito.

I wish 7/0.

 

Granted. While you contemplate the answer, your mind fizzled out from too
much knowledge.

I wish for a fish.

 

Geeeeeeeee-ranted!
The fish appears rammed up your...... no I can't say that in polite company.

I wish that Mega Man had never existed.

 

Granted. Through some cosmic past changing, it turns out mega man was a big inspiration for pixel, so he never created cavestory :0

 

Granted. Through some cosmic past changing, it turns out mega man was a big inspiration for pixel, so he never created cavestory :0

You cant fucking DO THAT!

 

You cant fucking DO THAT!

I just did.

 

Nothing to grant? Huh.


I wish that I had all the money I had ever spent in my life so far.

 

Granted, but it's in counterfeit money, and the cops put you in jail for life. And it's in pennies so I crushes you.

I wish for green.

 

Green of v0mit.
on you HA!

I wish for this sentence to end (EG add a period)

 

Green of v0mit.
on you HA!

I wish for this sentence to end (EG add a period)

granted, your sentence starts bleeding uncontrollably from it's you-know-where.

I wish for Santa claus.