The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, she crushes every bone in the lower half of your body.

I wish I had pants... in my pants.

 

They are the pants of a ten-year-old girl.
This leads to some awkward questions and a trial.

I wish I was a genie... in my pants.

 

Granted, but your pants are shrunk to the size of a Cheerio, and you get crushed.

I wish I had a map of the state of San Andreas... in my pants.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, if you didn't know.

 

Granted. It's tattooed on your dick, which makes it unusably small.

I wish I was happy... in my pants.

 

Granted, you are unable to stop your orgasms. It's... well, you can imagine how that would go badly.

I wish San Andreas was a state... in my pants.

 

I wish San Andreas was a state... in my pants.

Granted. The tiny residents use your flesh as a food source.

I wish for the ability to get any object I desire, regardless of size or weight, from a controllable dimensional rift that is somewhere.. in my pants.

 

Granted, you get the free gift of a skyscraper, in your pants.

I wish I had more noodles... in my pants.

 

Granted. You must eat the noodles in the next 5 minutes or your pants explode.

I wish I had the Demon Crown... in my pants.

 

Granted. Your pants and their contents take control of several cursed individuals. Your pants and their contents order these individuals to cut you off of your pants and their contents.

I wish I had an edit button... in my pants.

 

Granted. Anyone can press it, and it changes the contents of your pants.

I wish I was wearing pants... In my pants.

 

Granted, but they are 50 sizes too big.

I wish to own Planet Earth, and everyone respected me as a leader and nothing bad could ever happen to the planet, it's residents, and me. And that nobody has to add "...In my pants" on the end of thier wish anymore... In my pants.

 

Wish granted, the peaceful aliens that were about to land explode in the atmosphere, incinerating the alien disease that would have given one person the cold before being completely cured.

I wish for Manitoba.

 

Granted. All the fat people beat the shit out of you.

I wish America would vanish.

 

Granted, but it is replaced by something that looks and operates exactly like it...

I wish I had control over objects gravitation.

 

Granted. In return, you are forever stuck to the ground, so you can only live the rest of your life entertaining yourself by your gravitation control powers.


I wish I could study in Australia.

 

Granted. You are allowed and only allowed to study the mating behavior of homosexual kangaroos.

I wish I had a job. :<

 

Granted. You are allowed and only allowed to study the mating behavior of homosexual kangaroos.

I wish I had a job. :<

Granted. It's to study the mating behavior of homosexual kangaroos.

I wish for the ability to double my mental processing rate without any mental of physical side effects.

 

Granted, but the only thing you are allowed to think about is (get ready for this) the mating behavior of homosexual kangaroos.

I wish someone would gift me the Grand Theft Auto Classics Pack on Steam already.

 

Granted, but it's you who gifts it for you, before you realize that GTA I and II are freeware now.

I wish I could beat the Devil in a fiddling contest.

 

Granted, but it's you who gifts it for you, before you realize that GTA I and II are freeware now.

I wish I could beat the Devil in a fiddling contest.

Granted, but for doing so, you are condemmed in Hell for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was immortal, and that I could not feel pain, or sadness.