The Wish-Granting Game

Okay, now seriously, that's a 1.5 hour delay from last post, with not one but two posts between the one you quoted and yours. I'm gonna have to call you out on that one, you're not allowed to just respond to whatever you want :|

I honestly have no idea how that happened...

I think I forgot to reload the page. I don't even know...

-deletes comment-

Sorry :/

 

I think you posted in the wrong thread or something...

I wish people would read my sig for no reason.

 

Granted.
They all read it once then kill themselves.

I wish I was SCP-682.

 

Granted. You are transformed into SCP-682, but you get cancer and die.

I wish I was Dr. Octagonapus.

 

Wish granted, you are now Doctor OctagonapusBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish my keyboard wasn't made by Toyotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

Granted. Your keyboard is now made by Evil MacGuyver. Press the wrong keys and it explodes.

I wish Captain Fabulous would have babby formed in his liver.

 

Granted. I wish Dragonboots would sing "Any Way You Want It."

 

Granted, but it's in Finnish.

I wish I knew how to shot web.

 

You nearly learn how then I come along.
DR OCTAGONAPUS BLARRRRRRRRRGH!

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

Granted. I wish I knew how this Multiplayer Asteroids thing works.

 

Granted. You can now talk to KC Managra.


I wish I was able to WTF BOOM anybody I wanted.

 

Granted. You can now be an annoying cunt to anybody anywhere, not that you couldn't have before.

I wish to be the little girl.

 

Granted. Kageryushin rapes you.

I wish Shub-niggarath would spawn from my mouse.

 

Granted. But it rapes you and releases hell in your pants.

I wish I was paid five dollars for doing something.

 

Granted. She proceeds to bust a cap in yo azz. God damn it.
Granted. You spend the money on cheap hookers, and later find out you have contracted AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphillis.

I wish it was Saturday again.

 

Granted, but you caused a time loop. It is now perpeutally the weekend.

I wish whyme was pregnant.

 

Granted, but you caused a time loop. It is now perpeutally the weekend.

I wish whyme was pregnant.

Granted, however, it is your child.

I wish I didn't have so many orgs to convert.

 

Granted. You have to convert *.FAPs instead.

I wish cliff diving.

 

Granted. You cliff diving.

I wish to give, to take, to make, to check.

 

Granted, but your mom does it harder, faster, better, stronger respectively.

I wish I had a reason to go to bed.