The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but its a HEADCRAB!!!!

I wish I had a pet cat.

 

Granted. You get more nails in your anus.

I'd like a refund for this wish result. D<
I can grant my own wishes for nails in my anus, thank-you-very-much.

Anyways.

Granted. However, upon the first vet visit, you discover it's whyme dressed up in cat ears with a cute black glove.

I wish everyone and everything but me was made of bacon.

 

However, upon the first vet visit, you discover it's whyme dressed up in cat ears with a cute black glove.

That's gonna cause some sort of paradox.


Anyways.


Everything but you is now made of bacon, including the air.

I wish Dragonboots was dead.

 

...

I wish Mr. Fist had made a wish.

And yes, paradox ensued.
Also a reference to another thread.

 

Wish granted.

I wish I wished to wish for a wish.

 

Granted, but there's nobody to grant it.

I wish for deat- I mean cake!

 

Granted. Because I'm such a nice guy I gave you both.

I wish.

 

Grant. But while you accidentally with a pool cue.

I wish I was gone fission.

 

Granted. You undergo nuclear fission and die.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

 

Granted, but you are now cursed to do anything for one.

I wish I was a furry

 

Granted. You catch the attention of JacobX891 and he rapes you.

I wish I could have some brain bleach.

 

Here you go, but it doesn't completely erase the memories. They'll come back in a year or so amplified and immune to Brain Bleach.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

Granted. You are now Drippy McPusman, the chronic infection hero.

I wish T-Jack/Drippy McPusman had AIDS, too.

 

Granted, and done all so soon. Only I could do that.

I wish for kinky love between two male members

 

Granted.
...
Shhhh.

I wish I knew why I break out into hives whenever I touch stupid people.

 

Granted. It's because you have cancer.

I wish I knew what this is because I currently don't even

 

THIS
IS
A FORCED MEME!!!
(And so was yours)

I wish to has cheezburger.

 

Graintoes. There are now 2 cheezburgers stuck in your throat.
I wish I wer a burd.

 

Granted. It's because you have cancer.

I wish I knew what this is because I currently don't even

Stupid people detecting cancer.
At least it's useful. |D

I wish to has cheezburger.

What Mr.Fist neglected to mention is that I made the cheezburger.

Granted. Grammar and Spelling Nazis cause your species to go extinct.

I wish I knew what time it is in Greenland.

 

It's Greenland time!

I wish for a blowjob from an attractive, clean and non-violent young woman.