The Mother of All Cave Story Questions

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Stop with the spammy-and-non-productive posts and come up with a new theory, yourself =P

Maybe their sun's so powerful that it's rays can penetrate the rock of the Island?

 

No, no, they can't.

If you lurked a bit more, you'd notice I contributed a lot to this thread already, and I'm done with it.

 

Hell, we could just summarize all the theories here and leave it at that...

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure anything original at this point would be too entirely unfounded to be anywhere near true.

 

Jeeze.

Jeeze, you guys are absolutely no fun.
I don't think this can be closed until we find a theory that makes the most sense, and has all of it's potential flaws explained out.
And, apparently, we don't have that yet...

 

Hey, what happened to "MAGIC!" ?

 

What are the flaws in the "electric lights powered by natural sources" theory? Someone probably said so earlier, but there's no way in hell I'm reading 77 pages.

 

Jeeze, you guys are absolutely no fun.
I don't think this can be closed until we find a theory that makes the most sense, and has all of it's potential flaws explained out.
And, apparently, we don't have that yet...

All of us will argue that ours makes the most sense until NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE. It happened last time.

The reason we're closing theories is because they've ALREADY BEEN STATED.

 

You, sir, are simply performing "thread CPR". And you don't perform CPR on someone who has a beating heart.
Oh shit I forgot I said I was abandoning this thread. Attention span WIN.

 

Win fail.
You can't win at the game, fool!

 

Win fail fail. You just lost the game.

 

SHIT.

 

MAGIC!

Hey, what happened to "MAGIC!" ?

Oh yeah, completely forgot ^.^;

All of us will argue that ours makes the most sense until NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE. It happened last time.

The reason we're closing theories is because they've ALREADY BEEN STATED.

And stating them isn't going to be enough.
More and more people will come onto this forum and just restart a new thread....
We should find a definite theory, not just complain about how everyone will argue about it...
..And if they're arguing, you either haven't shown enough evidence/given enough explanations, or the theory's wrong :eek:

You, ser, are being lazy.

 

Oh yeah, completely forgot ^.^;

And stating them isn't going to be enough.
More and more people will come onto this forum and just restart a new thread....
We should find a definite theory, not just complain about how everyone will argue about it...
..And if they're arguing, you either haven't shown enough evidence/given enough explanations, or the theory's wrong :eek:

You, ser, are being lazy.

You will notice that this evidence already exists, previously stated as my reason for NOT RESTATING.

 

And so..

You will notice that this evidence already exists, previously stated as my reason for NOT RESTATING.

And so, I brought it up again, anyways.

This thread shall continue!!!!
I'd like to bring up the Glowing Organisms Living Off The Rocks theory, again...
As it seems the best, so far...

 

I've got it!

You see, it all happens like this...

When your monitor is turned off, the caves of the island are pitch black.

When it is on, the lights in the screen light up the entire area around you.

So if you want to know what it's really like in the caves, turn off your monitor while playing Cave Story.

 

HOLY SHITE

You see, it all happens like this...

When your monitor is turned off, the caves of the island are pitch black.

When it is on, the lights in the screen light up the entire area around you.

So if you want to know what it's really like in the caves, turn off your monitor while playing Cave Story.

OMG, IT'S JUST LIKE THAT DAMNED REFRIGERATOR!!!
GENIUS!!!! :eek:

 

I know, right? :eek:

 

I could see everything perfectly fine.

 

Gasp

I could see everything perfectly fine.

Don't poke holes in this awesome theory!!
....
Anyways, shall we get back on track or something?