The Mother of All Cave Story Questions

They don't act like grass. They just look like it.
The island is a living thing, and therefore they are living off of it.
It is called Grassland because it LOOKS LIKE GRASS.

Fool.

 

See? One more thing to assume: The Island being a living organism. I mean, if you can't support your theory without making up any more BS, then there's probably something wrong with it.

 

You're very aggressive when it comes to your own theories, T-Jack. I hope your loved ones and/or relations will come to understand this and eventually try to help you.

 

I'll have to break it for you, Fire, that already happened. What you see now is me, post-therapy. But back to the theory: Implausible.

 

Hoo boy, this is the AFTER?

 

Unfortunately.

 

Ho hum?

Seriously, the Island's a living organism?
Then why the hell does it let Ballos try to crash it into the ground?
Why not just collapse a section on him?

Your hole is full of logics.

{Your logic is full of holes, if you don't get it, =D}

 

I'll stuff my logics in YOUR hole.

 

Hmp

I'll stuff my logics in YOUR hole.

But you've got to have some logic in order to do that, =O

 

YOU need some logic in order to... LOGIC.

 

Hrm?

YOU need some logic in order to... LOGIC.

I assume I'd have Logic if I knew what that meant...?

Anyways, what was the topic of this thread, again...?

 

How that shit gets all lit up. An' shit.

 

Hidden lightbulbs. Hidden solar panels.

 

We've been over this, T-Jack, these things do not exist and are not there. Don't bring back old theories. It pisses people off. Namely me.

 

Okay. Natural optical fiber, all through the Island's rock. Proposed right at the first page, repeated several times, never discussed.

 

Discussed, actually, and stated by me in the form of SAND CROCS!

 

It's electric lights powered by water wheels, windmills and solar panels. We could go with as many fantastical theories as we want *cough*Fire*cough* but we should really just settle for something that resembles our world, like electric lights.

 

Well, we've actually already said all of the things you just did.

Seventy-six pages tend to drain on discussion.

 

Well, this is the last time I'm bumping this thread.

 

But will it be the last time you TROLL it?