Apr 10, 2015 at 10:38 AM
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Continuing the OBVIOUSLY REAL AND NOT FAKE story:Aar said:"one day i bought a bootleg version of a free game at a yard sale"
After I had quit the game... I realized something.
My computer had now just gone to a maintenance prompt, and all the files not on the initrd were missing.
It seemed to be a version of Cave Story which
Luckily, the most important stuff, my code, was on Dropbox and Github.
The PRs were already merged into a repository I didn't own even if it had spread, and Dropbox just needed a bit of reverting.
I now began... the rebuild. Which is a 2-part plan.
First stage was to burn the old computer. So I
Second stage was to get a new computer. So I
Until four days afterward, when said new computer stopped working. The floor was covered in blood, and the fans too.
Opening it revealed a pool of blood was inside... but WHOSE?
When I decided to use VNC to access a remote server from my tablet, my tablet exploded. With blood.
When I decided to quit using computers, my breakfast exploded. Again, with blood.
This is why you do not get yard sale games without running them in a sandbox.
(5 days later)
Oh, it's just a joke the local (insert personality type here, feel free to suggest one) shopkeeper played on me. Never mind the damage to just about everything.
disclaimer:
This story is a joke! It doesn't even have a sane ending!
Any interpretation as fact is forbidden!
If you decide that this joke is fact, or should be interpreted in a serious manner, for any reason,
then please visit your local Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
And this is why you don't put sprites in the wrong places: odd posts on the Modding Q&A will result.