Love

i fell in love with someone over the internet recently harder than i have since i was like 16 years old

it seemed meant to be for a couple months until he finally was like "sorry dood i don't feel that way and never will~~"

/heart

 

Wanna talk about it?

 

Slowly bring your right hand in front of you and then clench it into the most vicious, disgusting claw you can bear. Then clench that fist right over your balls and scream "WHAT I FEEL IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW IS PROOF THAT I HAVE BALLS. SINCE I HAVE BALLS I AM A MAN." (scream last part in mind if suitable)

Did you get this from someone or did you come up with it by yourself?

 

I've written page after page of notes with wild plans, such as every detail of her life I've scronged from memory and the internet, machinations to meet her in real life, estimations of the type of man she would like, plans to become that man, and even a plan to create a fake log-in screen to steal one of her friend's password to see her Facebook profile.

my entrails turned to ice.

You've written papers about her? and you barely know her? uhh... just a tad bit creepy.

you want to steal her friend's password JUST to see her facebook acc? a tad bit more creepy

Your entrails turned to ice? I don't even WANT to know what that means, let alone it's current temperature or state of being.


If you see her again, just say something funny (but not immature) and try to make it look like you're not hitting on her. That way, she will notice your existence, and if you see her again you could engage in conversation (but still try not to act immature or make it look like you're hitting on her)

Trust me, I'm from the internet .

 

But the real question is....






Would you catch a grenade for her?

 

But the real question is....






Would you catch a grenade for her?

I'll fucking quote the song. You know I will. xD

 

Don't worry guys, Cave Story has got this shit covered. He's a fucking master.

 

Don't worry guys, Cave Story has got this shit covered. He's a fucking master.

Bitches wish to be with him. Men wish he gets shot.

 

And that's always better than the other way around

 

He should change his name to "Love Story".

 

I think DT broke the forums when he split that other thread from this one. It says Cave Story was the last poster in this thread when clearly Gir was (although now I am)...

 

He should change his name to "Love Story".

BABY JUST SAY YES~

I hate you Taylor Swift.


Hmm. Good to see everything is clean again.

 

Hmm. Good to see everything is clean again.

Ayup, seems things are back on topic then.

So I think I'm physically incapable of being a part of mutual love, no matter how much I want it. I could be after someone for years and then as soon as anything happens I suddenly get all withdrawn and want to be nothing but friends again.

foreveralone.jpg

 

D:

I love you, yakkers <3 -bighug-

 

yakkers I swear everytime you speak I just want to give you a huge hug

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physically incapable

Sir, I'm afraid those words aren't a part of my vocabulary.

 

Yeah Yakkers, physically incapable means you have brain damage... or problems down there. And I know we all love Yakkers and want to give him big hueg hugs, but that's not the kind of love we're talking about.
Unless you were thinking of asking him out, sexplosive?

 

Sometimes I miss hearing Yakkers on skype...

Then I just wonder how great it would be to give him a hug

 

Yeah Yakkers, physically incapable means you have brain damage... or problems down there.

"Mentally incapable," how's that? >:\ You know what I'm trying to say.

And I love you guys too <3
I hope you'll be around this summer, WR

 

Oh I will be.

Also an old quote I found: Make awkward advances towards women, not war.