Kanpachi is so badass that...

Kanpachi is so bad ass that his mere presence quells fires, silences riots, and removes the trans fats from food.

Unfortunately all those trans fats gotta go somewhere... Hence Mahin.

 

Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he is the demons.
And then Kanpachi was a zombie.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he can close his eyes. WHILE HIS EYES ARE OPEN EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CLOSED RESULTING IN THEM BEING CLOSED BUT THEY ARE REALLY OPEN AT THE SAME TIME AS BEING CLOSED AND- *explosion from reality being destroyed*

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he existed before time and space did.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that while Quote and Curly fights Ballos, Kanpach fights Chuck Norris. If Quote die - Kanpachi win. If not - Anyway Kanpachi wins!
Kanpachi is so badass that he completed boss rush with polar star first level. With Chuck Norris as final boss (After Ballos of course)

 

Alright...
Kanpachi is so badass that...
The whole floating island is only his kidney.
Bollos tried to boil his piss but failed.
His piss then ran through all over and created a long tube which is known as the waterway.


And, Kanpachi is so badass that...
He made all the fanarts in the fanart thread. Include mine.

 

Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he killed all of you with his dick for not making any god-damned sense.

 

kanpachi is so badass that he has a fishing pole AND a bucket

 

Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he killed all of you with his dick for not making any god-damned sense.

That seems more like his common sense talking than his inherent badassery.

 

Kanpachi doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.
(I know, I just joined, but I want on this.)

 

Protip: don't cuntpaste Chuck Norris jokes, not even the relatively good ones, unless you are being ironic. All the cool kids are being ironic these days. None of them are making Chuck Norris jokes.
Welcome to the forums.

 

Protip: don't cuntpaste Chuck Norris jokes, not even the relatively good ones, unless you are being ironic. All the cool kids are being ironic these days. None of them are making Chuck Norris jokes.
Welcome to the forums.

Damn, I could have sworn I had a good joke copy pasted here,
but then i realized it involved chuck norris

 

It's not that Copypasta is BAD or anything, I mean just look at the sucsess... of...... oh...... you... are here....


*WEEGEE*



durr hurr.

 

When Chuck Norris posts on a forum he doesn't need to click "submit"

 

Kanpachi is so badass, that he knew that the pyro was really a girl before the boomer Gabe Newell did.

 

Kanpachi can backstab a cloaked spy. With his eyes closed.

 

Kanpachi smiles upon you this day, Audioworm.
Which will probably erase you from existance, but still.

 

At least I'm getting erased from existence by Kanpachi.
Totally worth it.
EDIT: Kanpachi DOESN'T need a dispenser here.

 

Kanpachi is so badass, that he can't suffer from Dispenser Erectile Disfuntion.

 

Kanpachi doesn't need bonk to pass by sentries unharmed. The sentries worry about what might happen if they shot at Kanpachi.