Kanpachi is so badass that...

Mar 17, 2010 at 9:52 PM
TheForgottenOne
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Bullets dodge him.

You know how this works, so get to it.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:00 PM
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Jesus can walk on water. Kanpachi can swim through land.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:01 PM
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Kanpachi knows why my post count just dropped 300.
Wait, what?!
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:05 PM
TheForgottenOne
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MacGuyver needs a paper clip, a straw and a rubber band to escape a jail cell. Kanpachi just stares the door into submission.

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Cave Story related, byatch.
'Sides - It's pretty painfully obvious what's going on here.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:06 PM
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Kanpachi stares at the door and it falls on him because he is a wuss.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:06 PM
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Staring at Kanpachi for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:07 PM
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Kanpachi staring at people for extended periods of time causes him to wet his pants.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:08 PM
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Conversly, his stare can cure almost any disease... Except his chronic bad-assery.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:09 PM
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Kanpachi is awesomer than MS.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:09 PM
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Kanpachi catches every disease because his immune system is as weak as he is.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:21 PM
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He counted to infinity - twice.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:23 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass he travelled time and space to have Cave Story created as an edifice to his glory.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:27 PM
TheForgottenOne
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Kanpachi, upon seeing the destruction and loss of life of his Mimiga brethern, wept a single tear. This tear washed its way across the island, destroying all the robots in its path.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:27 PM
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole. Exept Kanpachi.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he made you all forget that Chuck Norris jokes are really, really lame now.
 
Mar 17, 2010 at 11:42 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Curly Brace cures cancer with her mind.
 
Mar 18, 2010 at 12:06 AM
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And Kanpachi cures cancer by staring it down.
 
Mar 18, 2010 at 12:33 AM
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Kanpachi's so badass that you will lost/lose/loss your cancer just by starring at him.
 
Mar 18, 2010 at 12:47 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he cured all the cancer in the world just by existing.
 
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