Kanpachi is so badass that...

Chinfish is so awesome he doesn't swim in a pond, a pond swims around him.

 

In Soviet Russia, cancer cures Kanpachi!

 

Kanpachi's ass is so bad that... wait, I think I'm doing this wrong...

Let me try again.

*AHEM*

Kanpachi is so badass that he could win a war by himself just by fishing all of his opponents.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that... he catches fish, but eats flowers...

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he carved Numahachi out of stone.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that Pixel didn't program him into Cavestory. Kanpachi programmed Pixel into real life.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that Pixel didn't program him into Cavestory. Kanpachi programmed Pixel into real life.

'struth.

Like, legit.

 

Kanpachi was once bitten by a venomous cobra. After five long days of excrutiating pain, the Cobra finally died.

 

Kanpachi is so bad ass that he sits in the path of projectiles that can kill a scout robot.

 

Kanpachi was once bitten by a venomous cobra. After five long days of excrutiating pain, the Cobra finally died.

More like Multiple Cobras. =D

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he killed the previous three crown bearers, and never told a soul.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that one day, he decided to write a sign that says "That's all folks!" and place it on the top of the island.

Also ever wonder why there isn't more than one chinfish, and why it's so weak? Exatly.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that one day, he decided to write a sign that says "That's all folks!" and place it on the top of the island.

Also ever wonder why there isn't more than one chinfish, and why it's so weak? Exatly.

Kanpachi is so badass that explosives revived the thread dedicated to his badassery.

Ikachan fears Ironhead. Ironhead fears Kanpachi.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that his tear make gods...
It's too bad that he never cries.
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Kanpachi is so badass that Chuck Norris got jealous that Kanpachi was as awesome as him AND he is a rabbit-cat-dog-thing.

EDIT: Kanpachi is so badass that he programmed Cave Story AND Pixel!... IN MS PAINT.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he can grow a rugged beard despite being already covered in fur.

Kanpachi is so badass that when George Bush said he was looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction, he was really just told that Kanpachi was on vacation in the middle east.

Kanpachi is so badass that he vacations in war-torn nations.

Also, no chuck norris here please.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that when Jack Bauer's in a tight spot, he calls Kanpachi.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he uses a graphics editing software as a programming language, evidently.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that his princess is NOT in another castle.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that when he goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

WHUT.

 

Hmm.
Kanpachi is so badass that he IS Soviet Russia.