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Kanpachi is so badass that...

Jun 13, 2010 at 6:17 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass, Sancvich.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 3:29 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass an anagram of his name is Hack Pain.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 3:33 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass, he can tolerate what the scanner (And Vegeta, of course,) has to say about his powerlevel.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 4:56 PM
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Kanpachi can do a 1 HP Cave Story run without dying or saving once and with the level one polar star in one sitting.
With his eyes closed and arms tied behind his back.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 5:00 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass, he can enrage red flowers.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 5:04 PM
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In Soviet Russia, Kanpachi is still bad$)&.
(I don't curse much.)
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 7:36 PM
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Audioworm said:
In Soviet Russia, Kanpachi is still bad$)&.
(I don't curse much.)
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nor do i, but for the purposes of this thread, it isn't really "foul" to say "badass." Also, you could have put "bad@$$".

Also, Kanpachi is so badarse, you can buy his fishing pole at BUDK.
 
Jun 14, 2010 at 11:49 PM
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Kanpachi is so bad***, the reason he was able to get away with talking in the plantation is because The Doctor was too afraid and wondered what would happen if he didn't let him.
 
Jun 15, 2010 at 12:01 AM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he isn't afraid to say the word ass in public.
or to your mother.
 
Jun 15, 2010 at 1:55 PM
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Noxid said:
Kanpachi is so badass that he isn't afraid to say the word ass in public.
or to your mother.
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Is booster on SHROOOOOOOOOOOOOMS?
 
Jun 15, 2010 at 4:25 PM
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Normal super mario brother's shroom type.
Hell yeah.
 
Jun 15, 2010 at 5:35 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that he's not badass.

It makes so much sense now...
 
Jun 16, 2010 at 8:26 AM
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Replace all instances of "Mr. Rogers" in the song "The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)" with Kanpachi.

The truth is revealed.
 
Jun 16, 2010 at 10:36 PM
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How dare you disgrace Kanpachi in such a way, good sir. I will have to challenge you to a duel for him, as he is fictional and also does not have time for the likes of you. Choose your method of combat!
 
Jun 24, 2010 at 5:40 AM
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No one can kill him.

NECH (Not Even Chuck Norris).
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 8:23 PM
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RHF64 said:
No one can kill him.

NECH (Not Even Chuck Norris).
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No one can kill him, especially Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is merely an expansion of Kanpachi's consciousness that was concentrated to such a degree that it solidified. Essentially, Chuck Norris is Kanpachi's thought. (If you've played Final Fantasy X, it'd be easier to explain)
 
Jul 1, 2010 at 2:29 AM
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Jul 1, 2010 at 3:50 AM
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The doctor wouldnt ever think of feeding Kanpachi a red flower for fear that his super charged enraged state would cause the universe to explode. (you saw what happened to "sweet, innocent, cute little" toroko, amirite?)
 
Jul 1, 2010 at 4:48 PM
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Metruler1990 said:
The doctor wouldnt ever think of feeding Kanpachi a red flower for fear that his super charged enraged state would cause the universe to explode. (you saw what happened to "sweet, innocent, cute little" toroko, amirite?)
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Kanpachi is so badass that just imagining his super-enraged state causes the world to xpl0d.
 
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