Kanpachi is so badass that...

Kanpachi is so badass that he once stole Chuck Norris's car.
WHILE CHUCK NORRIS WAS DRIVING IT.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he's actually Quote and Curly Brace :0

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he is actually catching fish the entire time you're talking to him, and it's so fast that you never even notice.

 

How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

Not as much as Kanpachi......
He's that badass.

 

How much Kan can Kanpachi can if Kanpachi can patch E?

Too fucking much. That's how much.

 

Kanpachi is so bad ass that he has a thread about being bad ass which he made by hacking DB's account

 

In soviet russia, Badass is so kanpachi!

 

We've been over this, Serge. Kanpachi IS soviet Russia.

EDIT: DO NOT DOUBLE-POST! IT MAKES N0XID MAD! Delete one of those. edit the other to say what you want.

 

Well as long as it doesn't make Kanpachi mad, we're okay. (And I once had like over 10 consecutive posts and Noxid didn't seem to mind. SP was a little ticked though...)

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he hacked my Steam Account and changed my profile.

 

i once tried to soulsteal a loaf of kanpachi and oh god it was terrifying i was badass for like ever

 

Kanpachi is so bad ass that he has a thread about being bad ass which he made by hacking DB's account

Actually, he hacked my brain.
In BASIC.
With a typewriter.

Kanpachi is so badass that he can post without getting of.
Kanpachi is so badass he can break CS continuity.

Spoiler

In the Plantation he always has the same dialogue, whether you talked to him or not. HE KNOWS.

EDIT: It was actually Kanpachi who built this. In a cave. With a box of scraps. Tony Stark owes Kanpachi for that.

 

i once tried to soulsteal a loaf of kanpachi and oh god it was terrifying i was badass for like ever

Nice.asdfasdf10?

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he IS 42 ( the answer to the universe, life, and everything.) IN DISGUISE!!!

 

Jenka is so old, you cannot comprehend how old she is. Kanpachi is older than she is.

 

Nice.asdfasdf10?

Bet'chya didn't know Kanpachi came in loaves, did'ya? He's THAT badass.

 

Even a mere FLAKE of Kanpachi's dandruff can blind people!
... When stared at too long.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he beat Hell with one health and the level 3 nemesis, with his eyes closed.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he IS hell.
Whoops, i mean hell x2.
which makes you HAVE to go down with one health and lvl 3 nemesis.
Badass.

 

Kanpachi is so badass that he beat Hell with one health and the level 3 nemesis, with his eyes closed.

And his arms tied behind his back.