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May 23, 2010 at 5:40 PM
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No, he hacked life and made it so that he HAD no arms.
 
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Kanpachi caused the explosion in the Egg Corridor.
 
May 28, 2010 at 4:33 AM
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explosive said:
Kanpachi caused the explosion in the Egg Corridor.

Do you know how?

He sneezed. Kanpachi is so badass that his sneeze caused the explosion in the egg corridor.
 
May 28, 2010 at 5:10 AM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
Do you know how?

He sneezed. Kanpachi is so badass that his sneeze caused the explosion in the egg corridor.

Is that some kind of joke? Kanpachi hasn't sneezed since the big bang.
 
May 28, 2010 at 5:53 AM
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Fire1052 said:
Is that some kind of joke? Kanpachi hasn't sneezed since the big bang.

He stifled it this time.

Kanpachi is so badass he created Ballos and Jenka so Cave Story would have it as a sub-plot.
 
May 28, 2010 at 1:53 PM
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You cannot grasp the true form on Kanpachi's Badarsery.
 
May 31, 2010 at 4:39 PM
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kanpachi once had an army of angels under his command. they cramped his style, so he sentenced them to the sacred grounds for all eternity
 
May 31, 2010 at 10:11 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass he can create a boulder so heavy that God can't lift it.
 
May 31, 2010 at 10:26 PM
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I wanted to say something good about Kanpachi for a long time, but I remained silent since words simply can not descibe His awesomeness.
 
May 31, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Um... Chosen One? Yeah that'll work. : P
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Okay, okay.

Kanpachi controls thecrown trough Ballos.
 
Jun 7, 2010 at 12:53 PM
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Kanpachi is so badass that while in Gintama, he plays the role as Shinpachi and beats the shit of Sakamoto(yeah Sakamoto) outta his ass.
 
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Kanpachi recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
 
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Kanapachi is so bad ass that Cave Story was just a dream in his head...
 
Jun 7, 2010 at 11:59 PM
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JetHawk95 said:
Kanapachi is so bad ass that Cave Story was just a dream in his head...

Kanpachi is so badass that Cave Story was just a dream OF A DREAM, in his head.
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:15 AM
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onlineworms said:
Kanpachi is so badass that while in Gintama, he plays the role as Shinpachi and beats the shit of Sakamoto(yeah Sakamoto) outta his ass.

I don't think anyone else on the forums is going to get that, since they probably don't watch Gintama (and why sakamoto? isn't he just that really positive guy?)

Kanpachi is so badass that his fishing rod can cut through steel, even though it's wooden. The only thing that can break his fishing rod is himself, of course.
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:33 AM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
The only thing that can break his fishing rod is himself, of course.

You mean, the only thing that can can break his fishing rod is his fishing rod?

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Now that makes Kanpachi even more badass...
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:37 AM
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Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he told Samuel L. Jackson to wear a tu-tu, and when Sam put it on all he said was "Thank you."
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 1:42 AM
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Volley said:
You mean, the only thing that can can break his fishing rod is his fishing rod?

No only kanpachi can break it, with his bare hands.

The reason he uses his fishing rod is so that he doesn't destroy the universe. His bare hands would cause a rip in time itself.
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 2:51 AM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
No only kanpachi can break it, with his bare hands.

The reason he uses his fishing rod is so that he doesn't destroy the universe. His bare hands would cause a rip in time itself.

XD You totally missed my innuendo there. Fishing rod is slang for... yeah.

Kanpachi is so badass that he doesnt even need eyebrows to stare someone down
 
Jun 8, 2010 at 4:04 AM
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Kanpachi is so bad-ass that he can stare someone down with his eyes closed.
 
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