The Wish-Granting Game

Wish granted, but unfortunately you're stupid, so that's the only thing you can calculate.
I wish for 257 928 bags of flour.

 

Granted, but they end up in Fire1053's house

 

granted, but your wish caused a TIME PARADOX 'cuz there wasn't one

i wish to lose the parkinson's disease and exactly 9006 of my limbs, leaving 1 left leg, one right leg, one left arm, and one right arm in their correct place... i don't believe head counts as a limb.

 

You now have a left arm, a right arm, a left leg, and a right leg, all in the correct place... according to this guy.
And I transferred the Parkinson's disease to your mom.

I wish for a shitgun.

 

granted... ewww, you sick twisted man.

i wish to be turned into a regular... i'll do that myself... oh wait... i can't

i wish to be able to wish for myself atleast once... this isn't gonna go well

 

Granted. It's called double-posting, which, I think, is against the rules. Technically, though it's not really enforced EXCEPT FOR YOU YOU LUCKY BASTARD!! Enjoy your ban.

I wish for tits.

 

granted!
now you have 4!

i wish to be human again... am i still a zombie?

 

You are now a human with 9010 limbs and Parkinson's disease.

I wish I had a toad to lick.

 

granted, you aren't high off it, and you now have warts, that is what you wanted, correct.

i wish that i could object to wishes i don't like

 

You're totally allowed to do that. However, it makes no difference and people will just get annoyed.
In fact, now you have to object to wishes you don't like.

I wish I had a toe to lick.

 

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4106104
granted!
lick the frog's toe!

i wish for 1 million dollars... not good idea either

 

I wish for a shitgun.

Wish Freaking Granted.
you'll need Skulltag (www.skulltag.net) or ZDoom (idk, look it up) and a Doom 2 wad file (which i cant give you due to warez rules, dont even ask >.>) to play it tho. then you'll need to go actually find said shitgun. but it's there.

@echo off
ontopic.exe /f /s

wish granted, but you get arrested for robbing a bank the next day.

i wish i was an expert at all programming languages.

 

Granted!
You create many new languages which the countries take for their own, further isolating the nations of the world, even their own civilians don't know what anyone is saying anymore!
Congratulations for sending the world 1000 years back.

I wish to give immortalshippo a lifetime sentence in prison, because I can!


Oops... I didn't really grant your wish cuz I suck at deducting
new version:you become a computer hacker and get arrested for giving me the money, and hacking the bank, saying it was me there you go

 

Granted. But you also receive a lifetime prison sentence, and your cells are adjacent, so you have to put up with him for the rest of your life.

I wish Facebook weren't blocked on these computers.

 

Granted, but now EVERYONE in the general facility starts going on facebook and noone gets an edjucation.

I wish for an RP fourm dedicated to me.

 

Granted, but your limbs turn into penises.

I wish I knew how to properly use past perfect.

 

Granted. I can't think of a good way to use this wish, so I throw a cinder block at your face.

I wish I was epicer then Ballos.

 

wish granted. however your badassness goes crazy and everyone kills you

i wish that i didnt wish that i wished that i made a really bad wish

 

P-P-P-P-PARADOX!

.sdrawkcab t'nsaw txet siht hsiw I

 

Granted, but now you can only type in japanese.


I wish that I had great CS modding skillz, and that this wish can't be mucked up.