The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but you still have your memories and you just repeat your life so far over again verbatim. Sounds like a boring [insert your age here].

I wish you (and other people) would stop with those dumb "objection" links.

 

Granted. we stop posting the dumb ones.

I WISH TO RESTART THE GAME, WHICH I HAVE ONE AND YOU HAVE LOST.

 

Granted, now you lost

I wish I could NOT post objections
It was a one time joke people -_-

 

wish granted. YOU cant. however, everyone else can and does, using objections instead of normal posts.


i wish i had a million bucks. (that's right, back to basics.)

 

100'000 deers run you over
I wish for grilled cheese

 

Granted. You are cheese.

I wish for ______.

 

Granted, as you wished your nick name is now 60orgies.

I wish I could bend space-time.

 

Granted. The catch is that you experience excruciating pain every time you use this power.

I wish he would just pay the goddamn landing fee so I wouldn't have to go through all this shit.

 

He does. Then you are smote by Kage. (For no apparent reason)

I wish for another genie.

 

granted, however this guy's a jackass genie and only has one wish available anyway.

i wish i would finish my mod already, or at least get far enough that i feel like releasing a quick demo or something

 

Granted, you finally find the inner strenght and motivation explosion while you're watching the news.

I wish Lithuania would stop being so poor

 

Granted, you finally find the inner strenght and your motivation explodes and expands while you're watching the news.

I wish Lithuania would stop being so poor

 

You posted twice.

I wish for a laptop

 

Granted, but it's a used laptop filled with porn. Bad porn. And it takes up most of your memory.


I wish to be happy again

 

Granted, but you kill 60seconds.

I wish Captain Fabulous died.

 

Granted, but he is the top general in the Canadian zombie army.


I wish I had some pizza

 

Granted. I'm your delivery boy and you're all out of cash.

I wish I could accept alternate forms of payment.

 

I wish I had some pizza

Granted. It's a week old.

I wish for a harmless yet awesome object that cannot directly nor inderectly cause any event or reaction that can be viewed by myself as negative.

 

Granted. It's a week old.

I wish for a harmless yet awesome object that cannot directly nor inderectly cause any event or reaction that can be viewed by myself as negative.

Granted. You get a perfectly generic object, which is basically a green cube. It's totally useless and cost you 2 build grist.

I wish I hadn't captchalogued all that broken glass.

 

Granted, the shards of glass are now embedded in your skull.