The Wish-Granting Game

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Jul 1, 2010 at 8:08 PM
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wish granted, however the new maximum GPA is 100, so your 4.0 makes you look stupid.

i wish for nothing
 
Jul 5, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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Granted, the whole universe is consumed by nothing.

I wish that Metruler1990 hadn't wished for nothing, but instead had wished for everything.
 
Jul 6, 2010 at 12:31 AM
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wish granted, however my new wish for everything causes the universe to be so full of stuff that it implodes under it's own weight.

i wish i hadnt wished at all.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 12:23 AM
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Metruler1990 said:
wish granted, however my new wish for everything causes the universe to be so full of stuff that it implodes under it's own weight.

i wish i hadnt wished at all.

Delete your post and your wish will be granted.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM
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Granted. You'll find lots of "water and earth" down there.
I wish I could fly.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 9:15 PM
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Granted. You get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish there was a cause which I would gladly die for.
To defend the right to have a place for which I can belong to.
And to fight with my bare hands in desperation.
And shed my blood to stem the flood to barricade invasion.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 9:37 PM
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This game is -hard-...

Granted. Your life is now for Aiur.
Oh wait, it already got invaded and destroyed... Opps....

I wish Mushrooms would work like they do in Mario, and double your overall size.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 9:42 PM
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Granted; However, you end up accidentally destroying a bunch of things.
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I wish it was a comfortable 21 degrees in my room for the next 48 hours.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 10:02 PM
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Granted. When those 48 hours are up, the temperature in your room will spike to 1,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Kelvin for 30 seconds (due to entropy displacement).

I wish there was life on Mars.
 
Jul 7, 2010 at 10:59 PM
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Granted. Now every human on the planet is on mars.
everyone dies from lack off air.

I wish for 7.
 
Jul 8, 2010 at 12:38 AM
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Wish granted, but your plane crashes before you can get there.

I wish that I had a wish as awesome as Captain Fabulous'.
 
Jul 8, 2010 at 1:33 AM
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Wish granted. No one likes you :)

I wish for a PC with windows seven to arrive at my doorstep tomorrow with the necessary peripherals and NOTHING ELSE.
 
Jul 8, 2010 at 1:54 AM
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Granted. Windows 7 is punishment enough.

I wish I had a bucket.
 
Jul 8, 2010 at 2:25 AM
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Wish granted, you have a bucket, made of Sodium. Try to not put any water in it.

I wish for telekinetic abilities.
 
Jul 8, 2010 at 5:36 AM
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wish granted, however you accidentally whack yourself in the head with several hunks of metal, and die.

i wish Nabi would come back to the forumz so i can say i have a friend from elsewhere on the forums too.

(yeah, i actually do know Nabi. we're friends in an MMO i play called Runes of Magic.)
 
Jul 13, 2010 at 5:26 PM
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Not granted, and you'd have to wait 18 more seconds anyway even if I did granted (damn timer).

I wish you didn't overuse that pic so much.
 
Jul 13, 2010 at 9:36 PM
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Granted. Merlinoboy becomes un-banable for some crazy reason.

I wish for Mincraft.
 
Jul 13, 2010 at 10:19 PM
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What did that have to do with my wish?

I wish your granting of my wish had made more sense.

Also, you can now craft mines, but you blow yourself up in the process.
 
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