The Wish-Granting Game

wish granted. however, on an unrelated whim, i come to your house and smack you so hard you're unconscious for three days. you suddenly forget everything you've ever known.

i wish that i wished.

 

Granted, but you didn't wish.




I wish I had a memory-restoring mushroom in my house.

 

Granted, you now have a shroom farm.

 

Granted, you now have a shroom farm.

Granted, you sicko.
Who would wish for that?

I wish that there was a thing that did a thing, sometimes.

 

That "thing" costs you millions of dollars a year. You should probably stop, but you can't.

I wish for world peace.

 

Wish granted, but then somebody from Iran accidentally fires their M16 at Obama.

I wish my shrooms had mind-restoring effects.

 

Granted, but they are also deedly poisonous.

I Wish to Be The Guy.

 

Granted, but you instantly get struck by lightning and lose 998 of your 999 lives.




<Wish></Wish>

 

<Granted.>


I wish Count Cannolli was doomed to an endless life within a text adventure, and that the only command he knew is the command to talk, which you have to shout out.

 

Not granted, but black people.

I wish white people.

 

Granted. Linsey Lohan is going to jail. You happy now?

I wish where I live wasn't also inhabited by idiots.

 

Granted. You leave. Zing!

I wish for great justice.

 

Granted. I kill you.

I wish for objections.

 

Wish granted, they are.

I wish you'd stop POSTING SO MUCHAAAAAEUGH!

 

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4128562

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4128572

also i wish for everyone to post in the same thread simultaneously

 

Granted, but the tread breaks.
And dies.

I wish someone would grant Woodenrat's wish.

 

dammnit, he ninja'd me lol.
so, wish granted. immortalshippo leaves, never to be seen again. news story a week later is that he committed suicide cause we didnt want to talk to him.

i wish i hadnt been ninja'd

 

Granted. you were killed instead

i wish to know if you want to restart.

 

Granted, but you can't handle such knowledge, and you kill yourself.

I wish I could play the kazoo like Barack Obama.

 

Granted, but as Barack so suddenly decided to stop playing the Kazoo, You still suck.


I WISH TO RESTART.