The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. Sadly, you have nothing to play it on.

(Not to cross over forum games but...) I wish that Cave Story would stop hurting people that aren't in the game.

 

Granted. Sadly, you have nothing to play it on.

(Not to cross over forum games but...) I wish that Cave Story would stop hurting people that aren't in the game.

Granted, but I keep healing myself, and as a result I am the last remaining character in the game.

I wish Cave Story would continue hurting people that weren't in the game.

 

Granted, but I keep healing myself, and as a result I am the last remaining character in the game.

I wish Cave Story would continue hurting people that weren't in the game.

Actually, you are at -1, same as every other non-in Cave Story entity.

Anyway, Granted. I've grown to ignore them and every time he uses someone new I just type ____ does not exist -1 as per what was apparently established somewhere along the way.

I wish that people would realize that Zett could be killed faster if you DHed him and didn't waste time with nonexistent entitys.

 

granted but due to people actually obeying those rules they actually start to hurt thse people in real life.

I wish for the next lotto draw to be the numbers 1 3 5 7 12 21 22 23 28 50 54 58.

 

Granted. But you don't have the winning ticket.

I wish people would learn to use better grammar.

 

Done, but yours looks much worse in comparison.

I wish for an infinite supply of water.

 

Granted, but it is on Pluto so you must travel your whole life to get it.

I wish I could plug myself into an outlet and become supercharged.

 

Granted. That's called being electrocuted.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

Granted. That's called being electrocuted.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

You are thransformed into a minnow.

I wish that the next poster gets a free wish.

 

Granted.

I wish that Pigaro would suffer eternally.

 

Granted.

I wish the next poster wouldn't grant this wish.

 

Wish not granted.

I wish I had better handwriting.

 

Granted. But to be able to do that you had to give up your ability to breath out of water.

I wish the next poster wouldn't grant this wish.

Not granted. I grant this wish.
Dang you trying to give me a paradox.

I wish for paradox.

 

Shimmyzmizz: Granted, but to gain that you must give up half of your memories.
Pigaro: Granted. You went back in time and killed your dad.

I wish I was an immortal cow.

 

Shimmyzmizz: Granted, but to gain that you must give up half of your memories.
Pigaro: Granted. You went back in time and killed your dad.

I wish I was an immortal cow.

Diamond sword

I wish for no paradoxes

 

granted now that they don't exist you get obsessed by making one and thus forever failing.

I wish the weather to improve here in holland

 

Granted. But it improves so slightly that you don't notice it.

I wish that unicorns were real.

 

Granted. They stab you with their one horn.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

 

Granted you die(hey dead people don't need sleep)

I wish for a pretzel

 

Granted but you trip and it falls into my mouth.

I wish I could catch people in pokeballs.