The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. I take it.

I wish I could play the clarinet better.

 

Granted. You can now play better. Just not much better.

I wish for my computer's RAM to increase by 2 GB.

 

Granted. However, your OS suddenly becomes 16-bit, so you can only use the first 65 kB of RAM.

I wish there were Orgmaker for Mac.

 

Granted! I already have it.
I wish I had a sweet new signature. (Good results have come of a similar wish before! Don't be a c-c-c-combo breaker!)

 

It' "sweet" (it's a cake), and "new"...and I am a "tricky genie". No pun intended.
EDIT:sorry for being a "combo breaker" too...lol

I want to speak French perfectly.

 

Granted. You can now say the word "perfectly" in French, perfectly, and nothing else.

I wish the operating system on the School of Music computers didn't have the same name as one of my forum buddies.

Also, tricky, idk if that's a combobreaker - it is pretty badass.

 

Wish granted. Your buddy is now named Herb.

I wish I could fuck anyone. ANYONE.

 

Granted. You can, but you will be arrested for rape.

I wish I could perfectly sight-read any piece by Liszt.

 

Granted. Your brain is now reprogrammed to read Liszt's work or any form of musical notation perfectly and process the information at insane speeds, memorize every note, and even play them with ease. Of course stuff like various memories, personality, and any number of mental processes had to be removed in the process. We hope you understand.

I wish for Ys 5, in English.

 

Granted, but it's a blind idiot translation and there's a mistake every fourth word.

I wish for there to be a blank space in at the end of this sentence.

 

Granted, it's past that fullstop there.

I wish for a random superpower with efficient usefulness.

 

You get it. It's useful for the person your using it on.

I wish for Sylux's Arm Cannon from Metroid Prime Hunters.

 

Granted. But since you didnt specify about it working... I decided to just get you a malfunctioning unit.

I wish that local retailers still sold WORKING video game cartridges and retro consoles.

 

Granted, but the supernerds got there before you and bought the entire stock.

I wish I could have lucid dreams easier.

 

Granted. However i made it so much easier, its even harder now.

I wish sega remade phantasy star 1-4 and released them on the PS3,Wii or even the app store (making sure an 8 gigabyte apple ipod 4th gen could play it with little to no lag). And that it came out in the us.

 

Granted. However i made it so much easier, its even harder now.

I wish sega remade phantasy star 1-4 and released them on the PS3,Wii or even the app store (making sure an 8 gigabyte apple ipod 4th gen could play it with little to no lag). And that it came out in the us.

Granted, but it cost $1,000 in the US.
I wish for the letter t.

 

Granted. But Sesame Street takes it from you.

I wish for the letter N.

 

Granted, but it soon grows weary of your company.

I wish for my wrists to stop hurting.

 

You now feel pain in all parts of your body except for your wrists.

I wish Cave Story was real.

 

You now feel pain in all parts of your body except for your wrists.

I wish Cave Story was real.

granted. you are now underneath the heavy press, in the middle of the sacred grounds, being assaulted by enemies. good luck!

i wish i was better at drawing stuff