• Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season -DT

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Aug 16, 2011 at 12:47 AM
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Granted, but you freeze.

I wish for a freshly baked cake. Non-poisoned, please.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:27 AM
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Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish for an 8 dollar bill.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 1:48 AM
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Granted. Did i mention that the two dollar bill is a mimic.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 2:28 PM
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I wish obama's face was on the 8 dollar bill.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 2:57 PM
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Granted, but only one is made.
I wish for a story.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM
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Granted, it was read to you by a hungry polar bear.

I wish for a rocket launcher.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 6:49 PM
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Granted. It gets clogged and literally blows up in your face.

I wish for a rocket.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 8:55 PM
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Granted, it blows up.

I wish for illogical answers.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 9:00 PM
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Granted. But because the dinosaur in your basement ate peanut butter, your nose fell off.

I wish for logical answers.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:21 PM
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Granted, the sheer weight of such knowledge blows your head away.

I wish for my life to have a commentary.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:54 PM
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Granted but it is turned into a comedy. You die of misery.

I wish for a banana phone. I currently have that crappy song stuck in my head. Wait why am I wishing for a banana phone? Oh well...
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:12 PM
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Granted, it never stops ringing and drives you insane.

I wish for a portal gun.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:22 PM
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Granted, but you accidentally shoot one of the portals into a black hole and you suck up the earth and you die. Plus you have cancer.

I wish I knew how to program.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:30 PM
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Please imagine me punching you in the brain right now. If it helps, ask a friend or enemy to assist with a physical demonstration.
 
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:31 PM
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Granted, you can now program your VHS.

I wish for a library with all the top 500 best movies in history, in DVD format and a fully functional DVD player.
 
Aug 17, 2011 at 3:07 AM
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Granted, you can now program your VHS.

I wish for a library with all the top 500 best movies in history, in DVD format and a fully functional DVD player.

Granted. However, all the DVDs are cracked into multiple pieces.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
 
Aug 17, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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granted you now wish for a painful and slow death.

I wish i didn't have a thing for well drawn gloved toon babes.
 
Aug 18, 2011 at 4:18 AM
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Granted. But you now have a thing for well drawn gloved toon guys.

I wish the person who grants this wish dies.
 
Aug 22, 2011 at 2:06 AM
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Granted, I die of cancer.

I wish for Cave Story 4DS
 
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