The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but most of the budget is used to make her brunette hair and the game looks worse than it's original in graphics.

 

Granted, but only on one cartridge (and not yours).

I wish for beta CS.

 

Granted, but it put too many viruses on your computer for it to handle, and it dies.

I wish my story worked.
HMM. Confusing one.

 

Granted, unfortunately the story was awful, and everyone who saw it hated it.
EDIT: Forgot mah wish.

I wish I could understand ASM.

 

Granted, but it takes months of concentrated effort. (hint hint)
I wish for hope.

 

ooh this is a tricky one. You receive hope, but all of it is lost immediately.

 

... PROFIT!

I wish for all the ladies hands in CS to be gifted with the sexiness of gloves

 

Granted, but because it's 8-bit, it's only a white dot.

I wish for a Wii U.

 

Granted, but in 2 years it will be thought of as the worst gaming system of all. You decide to make a time machine and go back in time to tell Nintendo to not make it, but in doing so, you activate the Bootstrap Paradox, and rip apart space and time. :| Sorry.

I wish for money

 

Granted. Have fun with your penny.

I wish for a clown.

 

Granted, after years of servitude the clown goes insane and kills you.

I wish Charlie Brown had cancer.

 

granted instead of the nasty disease it was his girlfriend with the astrological sign Cancer.

I wisih for some cash n my Steam account

 

Granted, enjoy your 2 yen.

I wish for more Batman.

 

Granted. Enjoy your single additional second of Batman.

I wish for a paper clip.

 

Granted, but it is deformed to a very high extreme.

I wish to learn Nyan Cat on ocarina.

 

Granted, but you are cursed to play it for the rest of your life.

I wish to fly.

 

Granted, but you only have one second. Hurry.

I wish to visit the fourth dimension.

 

Granted, but your brain cannot handle the extra information it receives from the fourth dimension, and shuts down.

I wish I could save King from death.

 

Granted, he is now a zombie and eats you.

I wish for someone to catch a cold.

 

Granted. You do.

I wish to learn the inverted song of time.