The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. However, since classes are abstract concepts and not physical objects, they have no "weight" so weighing them doesn't really work.

I wish to take a dump.

 

Granted, but you dump whatever it is you're dumping in a no dumping zone, and have to pay a massive fine and go to jail or something.

I wish to be the top of my profession, as no other hath befor me.

 

I wish to be the top of my profession, as no other hath before me.

Wish granted provided it has nothing to do with spelling but it blows up hideously in your face a la Frankenstein.

i wish awesome.

 

Granted. Awesomecancer.

I wish for an unstoppable army of socks to do whatever it is that I wish!

 

Granted now you have an army of sock puppets that over powers you and destroys the world

I wish I can turn into a mimiga when I want to.

 

granted you can turn into one but not turn back into a human.

i wish i was rich.

 

Granted, but you stole all the money.

I wish for knowledge.

 

He wished for knowledge and this is what the Jinny did:

You won`t have any better luck lol. Btw. this guy wanted to talk with you about something. He says it`s family matter.

I want that my tomcat would stop being that smelly.

 

Granted. He no longer smells horrible, but he now looks, sounds, feels, and tastes horrible (just ask Fabulous about the last one if you don't believe me ).

I wish for my prayers to be answered.

 

Granted, your prayers are answered with a sticky note that says this, "Be back in 30 mins".

I wish I were a mimiga!!

 

Granted, however, you are seized by the government and bad things happen

I wish I was have grammar

 

Granted, but you lose your fingers.

I wish for some cereal.

 

Granted you gget the newest pebbles cereal Trash pebbles they taste feel and smell HORRIBLE.


I wish for every video game and console in the world be mine i also wish there is nothing a jackass genie can do about this wish or anyone.

 

Granted, I'm not a jackass genie, just a mildly unkind genie, so I'm unaffected. The game consoles are all non-functional, and they're all piled on top of you, so good luck escaping.

I wish for a pineapple.

 

Wish granted, good fellow! However, the pineapple is a quantum pineapple - the smallest unit of pineapple sill considered a pineapple, and is thus not useful for any intended purpose.

I wish to know whether I can wish for multiple things at once via the use of clever punctuation marks and conjunctions separating multiple independent clauses - for example, I wish for a cow and a bobcat and a linear approximation of your mom and a bear and a lion and for this HORRIBLE sentence to finally come to an end

 

Granted, the answer is no.
I wish for my very own mimiga!

 

Granted you get youre very own rabbid mimiga and so you died.

i wish my psp supported the internet security in my house (you know the code you have to input if an internet connection uses a special security).

 

Granted. Unfortunately, the code spontaneously changes all the time, so you never know what it is.

I wish people wouldn't leave out the verbs in their sentences.

 

Granted you back in time to edit the post before a reply and cause a time rift, paradox, whatever.


I wish I can make my own awsome Cave Story fan game!

 

Granted You can make youre own cave story fangame.At thecost of all youre money and or video games.

i wish i could travel in time back to the 1990's to grab some genesis video games and come back without causing a paradox/rift/whatever.