The Wish-Granting Game

Isn't this just -fun-

Granted, but more newbies come and necro it back up again.

I wish more people worshiped Pixel.

 

I don't.

 

Lace you aren't doing it right.

Anyways everybody worships pixel, and under the enormous amount pressure Pixel decides to end everything.

I wish lace would do it right next time.

 

wish... maybe granted, you'll have to wait until they next post.

i wish there wasn't so much concentrated grammar fail in earlier posts.

 

I wish there weren't so many grammatical failures in your post.

 

what, you mean all two of me not capitalizing vs. all the damn near unreadable posts earlier? for that matter you left out a step in your post.

 

Ok ill answer wedge of cheese's one.Granted there are OVER 9,000 grammatical failures on his post's.

I wish i had the power.

 

No, there were 4 errors:
1) not capitalizing "I"
2) "wasn't" should be changed to "weren't", since it's the subjunctive mood
3) "fail" is not a noun ("failure" is)
4) "grammar" is not an adjective ("grammatical" is)

And yes, I'm aware that this post is not grammatically perfect either...


Anyway, ignore this post for the purpose of the game.


edit: lol I didn't even read the 1st line (I'm too lazy to critique it's grammar at the moment )

 

Someone just corrupt my wish already PLEASE.

 

Granted. You now have the power to change the size of your penis. What you didn't realize soon enough is that you can only make it smaller, and you do make it smaller, even when you try to make it bigger.

I wish we, as a culture, could move on.

 

I wish we, as a culture, could move on.

Granted, now all people on every continent are like people from the US. Horray!

I wish for you.

 

Granted. That's punishment enough; no need to mess it up...

I wish 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on car insurance.

 

wish not granted because shit don't work like that.

i wish for guns

 

Granted you get a one of a kind gun with only 1 bullet ready to shoot so enjoy that one bullet.

i wish i was mr.T.

 

Granted,you are now Mr. Take Ashit. You get made fun of so much that you kill yourself.

I wish for justice!

 

granted you get justice in the form of the movie batman and robin enjoy youreself.

I wish i was matrix.

 

Granted. but then you failed and got shot by trying to test it

I wish Cave Story was real

 

granted but you end up being ballos getting killed in the end.

i wish super street fighter 4 was on the wii with the option of using the classic controller.

 

Granted, unfortunately, in real life, when you die, you don't get a little "you have died; want to retry? (y/n)" box; you actually die. The same applies to Quote, so he doesn't foil The Doctor's plan, and the world is taken over by him and his army of frenzied mimigas.

I wish people would learn to use the subjunctive mood correctly, particularly in this thread.

 

not granted because im a naughty genie.

i wish i was invincible.