The Wish-Granting Game

Before i grant that, a word from our sponsers whuch will take 100 years and joo will be dead.

I wish i could live with the Mimigas and never die

 

Granted. You are a furry.


I wish you'd all get out. And stay out.

 

granted
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I wish for rainbows

 

Granted now people think you are gay even if you arn't

I wish id stop with Cave Story wishes

 

crap you answered before i could post mine.Granted you instead start with cave story fanfics.

i wish sega made a remake of sonic 3 and knuckles on the wii and didnt screw it up.Released it tommorrow and i wish that only the characters that were in sonic 3 and knuckles where there.And i wish nothing happened to it at all.

 

Granted only 17 are made and all sold to people in diffrent countries.

I wish i can draw and animate better substantualy

 

Not granted because learn to spell+grammar.

I wish for a modicum of intelligence to return to this thread.

 

Though, I wonder if that was enough intelligence to count for the wish

Granted.
The clock spins back, years unroll, and the forums return to a more memorable past, where intelligence once was , indeed, included.
You, however, will not join for several more years. By then it will all be a fond memory and you will inherent all of the current status.

I wish more hours were invented for the sole purpose of more sleep per day.

 

Granted, however, you develop insomnia.

I wish the forum would take me to the last page of a thread when I click on it.

 

Granted, but now you can only ever view the last page of a thread

I wish humour was objective

 

wish already granted

i wish for a wish

 

Granted, granted, granted, granted, granted.............


I wish I'm awsome at drawing and animating.

 

Granted. But you suck at writing.

I wish i finnally got the final fantasy xii poster i ordered from gamestop power up rewards.

 

Granted. It's a picture of a Seeq's ass.


I wish BAOowhAIWHb

 

Granted, but oadgikmsdoipgvx,oi,iof,aso,aisfsfjn.

I wish for a jar of pencils.

 

Granted. To your dismay, pencils don't function as phallic objects as well as you had hoped they would.

I wish my friends' free time would coincide with mine more often.

 

Granted. To your dismay, pencils don't function as phallic objects as well as you had hoped they would.

I wish my friends' free time would coincide with mine more often.

Granted but then your friend suddenly develops an interest in cooking cheese.

I wish for a door to not be a door.

 

Granted, however, its not being a door nullifies the initial condition of your wish, so it becomes a door again, at which point, the effect of your wish has already worn off, so your wish ends up having no effect.

I wish Beethoven's music weren't so damn hard.

 

granted, it's now soft
still really difficult to play though

I wish I could jump of buildings without repercussions

 

Granted. You get arrested for trespassing on the roofs, but not for jumping off of them.

I wish my high school would stop being stupid and weigh AP classes like other high schools.