The Wish-Granting Game

Let's try to not be overly silly

I wish sega already made a sonic game close to being as good as sonic cd.

Granted, but Sonic CD is now only as good as Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
Enjoy yourself.

I wish for an awesome green hat.

 

granted you get an awesome green sailor moon hat.and i force you to always wear it enjoy it.i wish i could cosplay megaman or link or ryu or i wish I was sonic.

 

Granted, you are cosplaying as Meginkyu (Megaman + Link + Ryu) while you are sonic.

I wish to become a girl.

 

Granted, you are cosplaying as Meginkyu (Megaman + Link + Ryu) while you are sonic.

I wish to become a girl.

Granted, but only because I'M the only one who can curb you outstanding, (occasional) stupidity.

I wish Alyx wasn't occasionally stupid.

 

Granted. Now I'm stupid all the damn time.

I wish my computer stops hating me by sending screamer pop-ups :eek:

 

Granted. Now I'm stupid all the damn time.

I wish my computer stops hating me by sending screamer pop-ups :eek:

Granted! It now loves you. And to express it's love, it screamo's you.
I wish.

 

Flashback

Granted.
Cancer.

I wish the damn wishes would become more creativefor more chocolate.

 

Granted the chalcolate is aparently man-eating chocolate

I wish i could Diglett

 

Granted. Each one now counts worth 0.Granted a diglett is in your rectum.

I wish for good times.

 

Granted listen to a song by Louis Armstrong. However your computer crashes and now you don't have sh!t to listen about good times

I wish this thread is immune to be derailed (i saw DERAILED on newgrounds u should see it)

 

Granted listen to a song by Louis Armstrong. However your computer crashes and now you don't have sh!t to listen about good times

I wish this thread is immune to be derailed (i saw DERAILED on newgrounds u should see it)

Granted.

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I wish you wouldn't bring up Newgrounds and undoubtably reag over it.

 

Granted now ill bring up Wikipedia

I wish i never had killed that Chinfish

 

Granted now ill bring up Wikipedia

I wish i never had killed that Chinfish

Granted. Unfortunately, Kanpachi catches it instead.

I wish to go play Calvinball.

 

Granted. but soon kicked out/killed because sooner or later u would persuade me to join(i made the forum interesting when i joined)and end up screwing the entire thread up...Wikipedia. I wish i can have a girlfriend who wont kill me/me kill her or any of us to die

 

Granted. Your girlfriend will never kill me/me, whoever the hell that is, nor will she kill herself, nor will she any of us if it would result in her death. The reason she will never do any of these things is because she is already dead.

I wish to be sedated.

 

I wish to be sedated.

Spoiler

Sedated
–adjective
1. calm, quiet, or composed; undisturbed by passion or excitement: a sedate party; a sedate horse.

Hmmm... Granted.
Now nobody likes you because you're a bit too mellow, now you have cancer.

I wish to never have cancer.

 

Granted, instead you get ultracancer.

I wish my printer wasn't acting retarded.

 

granted it instead is super retarded to the point where it never works again.

i wish the 3ds was already out.

 

Granted but recalled and never made again because they quote;harm your eyes quote;

I wish i never feel depressed by not commiting suicide/murder

 

Granted. You die.

I wish this thread would die.