The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but they are dildoes.

I wish I didn't wish.

 

wish not granted, because i feel like being a jackass without going through the whole logic bomb paradox crap.

i wish WoodenRat hadn't wished.

 

Wish granted - I hadn't.

I wish Noxid would post in this topic.

 

Granted, but I don't make a wish.

 

Granted.

I wish for more cats.

 

Granted. However, you are arrested by the Internet Police for misspelling "moar".

Great Scott! I wish you would turn off the lights!

 

wish granted. all the lights are turned off forever.

i wish i had the powers of a god with no ill repercussions

 

Granted. But no one knew what repercussion meant anymore so that sentence made only some sense. Then you went through the same story as Ballos - blah blah blah - and a robot boy kills you

I wish for raining spikes.

 

ಠ_ಠ
Granted, the spikes land on anyone you've ever met personally and kill them.

I wish for the entirety of existence to be at my fingertips.

 

Granted, but touching it unfortunately results in you getting a sliver in your finger, which is permanent.

I wish I got more sleep.

 

wish granted. you sleep so long you die of thirst.

i wish <insert wish here>

 

Granted. You wished for rabid dogs to kill you.

I wish for money.

 

Granted. You now have 5 dollars in Monopoly money.

I wish my TA realized that B4 A4 B4 C5 D5 G5 G4 F#4 G4 is more aesthetic than B4 A4 B4 C5 D5 G5 G4 A4 B4 even though the latter follows a stricter set of rules.

 

i wish i understood that

 

Granted. But then you got really bad memory so you forgot.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

Wish granted

I wish I could fly

 

That's impossible, don't be stupid.

I wish for the universe to stop expanding.

 

Wish granted, yet it causes you and only you to die.

I wish for world peas

 

Granted, the world now has the largest monthly pea crop production of any planet in the sole system.

I wish for galactic peas.

 

Wish granted, stars fuse hydrogen atoms into peas instead of helium.

I wish fo concious peas.