The Wish-Granting Game

Granted, but all the pretty ones are taken.

I wish that I weren't such a sorta-hikkikomori

 

Granted. You go crazy from not being able to survive in the real world and jump off a bridge.

I wish they'd stop believing him

 

Wish granted they do

I wish I wasn't a failure

 

Wish granted they do

I wish I wasn't a failure

Granted but your now a N00b

I wish I was a mimiga

 

Wish granted. Have fun at that 'research base'.

I wish for fish.

 

Granted. You are transported to the depths of the ocean, and there are lots of fish. Enjoy being crushed/suffocated/eaten.

I wish for nautical nonsense.

 

wish granted here's Spongebob.

i wish for guns. lots and lots of guns.

 

wish granted here's Spongebob.

i wish for guns. lots and lots of guns.

Granted in your home a burgular breaks in and shoots you with 73 diffrent guns. Enjoy that B!tch!

I wish to know what would happen if The Docter never came to the island

 

wish granted. the number of alternate timelines causes your head to explode. have fun with that

i wish stuff.

 

Wish granted, but your wish kills you due to the fact that it hates it when people wish stuff

I wish that I had a watch that stops time

 

Granted. It never gets unfrozen. So you are now alone in a world with no sound and frozen people.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

 

granted but since i dont know what that is i turn you into an octorock only for link to kill you seconds later.

i wish i had every sonic megaman mario and nintendo game and piece of merchandise.

 

granted but since i dont know what that is i turn you into an octorock only for link to kill you seconds later.

i wish i had every sonic megaman mario and nintendo game and piece of merchandise.

Granted now you need a 20 story house to store the merchandise then go bankrupt and beaten to death by loan sharks.

I wish Justian Beiber sings like a man

 

granted he sings like a male dog.

i wish sega would make good sonic games release it soon and make the protagonist sonic not add any next gen character but shadow or blaze and it wasnt a ripoff it didnt cost any more than 49.99 and was made on the wii.

 

granted but since i dont know what that is i turn you into an octorock only for link to kill you seconds later.

Granted. But your English teacher beats you with a ruler for not knowing how to use commas.


I wish I hadn't eaten that cupcake

 

granted but it's by Suda51 so you don't appreciate it at all.

I wish you would sometimes use a period when you write something or maybe at least a comma because reading I sometimes start to get out of breath but there's no stop so I just have to keep going and the world starts going black and I can barely see the screen swimming around infront of me and it's so cold.

*GAAASP*


>___>

Ignore this.

 

I wish Noxid was a cat.

 

I wish Noxid was a cat.

Granted Noxid got ran over by a Cleavland Steamer

I wish I can write a good Fanfiction on Cave Story

 

Granted, but it's so good that people are blinded when they set their eyes on it

I wish for Nickelodeon to make good shows

 

Granted! But sadly, nicktoons just becomes the normal channel. Also, plot.

I wish Alyx would stop with the smileys.