The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. Leave, Drunken Applesauce.

 

I wish you had granted my wish (though technically you sort of did, since your grammar was all correct, unless you count acronyms as incorrect grammar, which I don't).

Anyway, um, to your wish... granted, everyone leaves the forums and they cease to exist.

I don't actually think of y'all as attention/drama whores, I just was looking for a clever way to "grant" the wish.

 

Actually, i was flaming drunken applesauce. sorry.

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What the f#$@?

 

My comment was also directed at Drunken, so yeah...

And you didn't wish for anything >_>

Alright, I wish my teachers would stop giving me dumb assignments.

 

Alright, I wish my teachers would stop giving me dumb assignments.

My sentiments exactly.

....

Wish granted. Your teachers start giving you impossible assignments, like write a 30 page essay in 30 seconds. If you don't you fail the class.

And you didn't wish for anything >_>

Okay, I wish for a Wii.

 

Granted. But you get so addicted to gaming that you stop eating/drinking/sleeping and soon die.

I wish for a Nimbus 2001, or maybe even a Firebolt.

 

Okay. You can't control it, fall off, and die because you land on a fence with pointy bits.

I wish for necromancy powers. But not for me, for you.

MWAHAHAHA NOW YOU MUST F#$@ YOURSELF UP YOU DAMN GENIE.

 

Granted; I use my necromaniacal powers to bring to life an army of undead who then eat your brains.
The genie is against the wisher, not the wish target

I wish for a boon.

 

BOON!

Oh wait, wrong boon. Ok, well that still works for the purpose of this thread... :3

I wish for pie, on a table.

 

Granted, the number 8.53973 appears on your table.

I wish the next poster would see what I did there.

 

Granted, the number 8.53973 appears on your table.

I wish the next poster would see what I did there.

lol I see what you did there.

I also saw that you rounded it to 5 decimal places D: for shame....

I wish someone would take the integral of lnx.

 

Granted.

Iudv = uv - Ivdu

u=lnx
dv=dx
du=dx/x
v=x

Ilnxdx = xlnx - Idx = x * (lnx -1)

I wish I hadn't had to use a C++ program for my previous post, thereby reducing the displayed decimal digits (I know I can change it, but too lazy).

 

Granted. Leave, Drunken Applesauce.

dont really know why you flamed me, but i guess i should have worded my wish a little differently. Also, i wish for a cloverfield movie that doesnt wait til the last thirty seconds to show the fucking monster.

 

These newbies....

dont really know why you flamed me, but i guess i should have worded my wish a little differently. Also, i wish for a cloverfield movie that doesnt wait til the last thirty seconds to show the fucking monster.

Uhm, that's sorta the point of the game...?

It is said that every forum has this thread, so I'm creating it here. Let's get down to the business: The object of this game is to be a Jackass Genie, i.e. to grant anyone's wishes in the worst possible way. They wish for a pile of gold, you make it fall from the sky and crush them. They ask for a hot girlfriend, you give them one on fire. The only limit is your creativity.

Read the rules, sheesh....
And since you didn't bother to grant the Cheese's wish before you {Opting to be a dramatic whore for attention }, which is also apart of the rules you didn't read, I'll just grant Cheese's.

I wish I hadn't had to use a C++ program for my previous post, thereby reducing the displayed decimal digits (I know I can change it, but too lazy).

Granted.
You had to code a program, by hand, in Assembly, and then used it instead

I wish for More Dakka.

 

Granted.
You are now Warboss Gorgutz, but with only a few flash gitz with you taht are too obsessed with their kustom gadgitz to do anything. Good Luck with those Space Wolves.
... And Blood Angels. With a Sanguinius Guard. They really want to kill you.


"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." I wish someone would get that refrence.

 

I wish you had wished for something

I also wish I didn't have to wait another 8 seconds.

EDIT: oh you editor, you! reading now...

Um, sorry don't get the reference.


I wish for sex.

 

Wish granted. There was sex. too bad it was between me and your mother. and that it was forced.

I wish someone got the refrence i made in my last post.

 

Granted. It's you.

(Something to do with Warhammer 40k?)

Anyways...

I wish all wishes from now on required the addtion of "in my pants" to be granted sucessfully.

 

Well, I can't EXACLTLY grant that.
You have to contract a rare form a cancer first.

I wish someone other than me got the refrance I made earlier.
(not 40K.)

 

Granted. GameGenie747 gets it.

And I have the rarest cancer of them all: hypnocancer.

Anyways.
I wish immortalshippo would be crushed by a falling catgirl orgy.