The Wish-Granting Game

Granted. You get the Santa from Futurama. I'm sure you know what happens next.

I wish to dream of an absolution.

 

Granted. You get the Santa from Futurama. I'm sure you know what happens next.

I wish to dream of an absolution.

Granted, you dream of absolution, absolute zero, of course, you are now in the world's coldest place that doesn't seem to exist.

I wish to have the ability to shoot energy beams out of my hand when i feel like it.

 

Granted, but you can only shoot them at your stuff.

I wish that I knew how to levitate objects.

 

Granted. You can use magnets to do that.

I wish this offer was valid in quebec.

 

Granted, but that doesn't mean it'll work anywhere else, ever again.

I wish everyone has the same wish as me. (Remember who started this?)

 

Granted, but that doesn't mean it'll work anywhere else, ever again.

I wish everyone has the same wish as me. (Remember who started this?)

grantd, but theyi alsow have uthur wishz, wich they can stait heer.

I wish for this powst to bee free of spelig erors.

 

granted, but they also have other wishes, which they can state here.

I wish for this post to be free of spelling errors.

Granted, but now you really suck at punctuation.

I wish I had a Warhawk.

 

Granted, but now you really suck at punctuation.

I wish I had a Warhawk.

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out

I wish for circle.

 

Okay, but it's in radians.

I wish I had a wish.

 

Okay, but it's in radians.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, you wish you were an immortal grey blob that's frozen in place for all eternity.

I wish this font was cooler.

 

Granted, still, people want to post in this font.

I wish I had six energy cannons.

 

Granted, still, people want to post in this font.

I wish I had six energy cannons.

No. You cannot have six energy cannons.
Can.
Not.
Six.
Energy Cannons.

I wish for a FAIL.

 

I wish I had a WIN.

 

I wish I had a WIN.

Granted. However, Wireless Imolation Nuke.

I wish for a cake the size of 7.

 

Not granted, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

I wish for the ASHPD.

 

Not granted, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

I wish for the ASHPD.

granted. You get the ASHland Police Department, and they don't give a shit.

I wish for GIR and Noxid to hurry up and release their mod updates already.

 

Granted. They give updates saying their mods are cancelled.

I wish for a penis.

 

Granted. They give updates saying their mods are cancelled.

I wish for a penis.

Granted. It is in your ass, doing unpleasant things.

I wish it was a little cooler.

 

I also wish it WERE a little cooler (which is granted; the Earth's poles are now slightly colder, for what it's worth)

I wish for correct grammar.

 

I wish all the attention/drama whores would just stfu and leave forums. Don't they realize no one wants them around?