The Mother of All Cave Story Questions

Then how can he see everything not as blobs?

 

Special eyes.

 

Oh, sure. That makes sense. He can obviously see color without light.

 

Of course.

 

The light comes from Pixel himself.

 

But he's on the outer wall!

 

Pixel the Cat absorbs the moonlight into his fur & distributes that light all around the caves in his concealed house using some kind of magical generator that's hooked up to his tail.

Alright, that's kind of hard to believe, even for me... (Falcon facepalms self)

However, in other theories on where the light comes from, there's a small possibility that Misery, Jenka, or Ballos has cast the Instantum Illumina* spell on the entire cave system.
*Another Shadowgate reference, "To bring the sun from far to near, light is what the darkness fears. ~Instantum Illumina"

 

Pixel takes in teh moons, them Sandies take in the Sun.

 

Of course.

I'm sorry but that was one of the most ignorant and uneducated responses I have ever heard.

Any form of light-based perception, no matter how powerful, requires some form of light, regardless of how little light there is. Plus humans don't have those magical eyes of yours, yet somehow they can see fine.

Fail.

 

That's a little... Harsh?

 

I'm sorry but that was one of the most ignorant and uneducated responses I have ever heard.

Any form of light-based perception, no matter how powerful, requires some form of light, regardless of how little light there is. Plus humans don't have those magical eyes of yours, yet somehow they can see fine.

Fail.

I guess you wouldn't know a joke if it came up to you and kicked you in the balls, eh?

 

Well I think you did kick him in the balls. What does that say about you?

 

That I kicked someone in the balls?

 

No, you're a joke. A joke who can't make a joke.

 

Then that makes you an insult who can't make an insult?

 

I'm not an insult. That's physically impossible.

 

I guess you wouldn't know a joke if it came up to you and kicked you in the balls, eh?

*gives Meta a cookie*

Close, but not quite. I might not notice it if it clobbered me on the head, for example.

...oh wait, you weren't talking to me...

*flees*

I'm not an insult. That's physically impossible.

Are you sure?

 

Are you sure?

Yes.

 

I'm not an insult. That's physically impossible.

Quoted for stupidity.

 

Yes.

Oh good. If you were an insult, I'd have to throw you at someone. Jacob, for example.

Gah... 12 seconds...