The Mother of All Cave Story Questions

Actually, I think the word you were looking for was sentient.

No, I'm not. "Sentient" means "aware of own existence" or something along those lines. Even something as stupid as a fish is sentient.

 

Looks like you have no choice but to be raped by a giant lunchbox. Have fun!

 

Maybe the core powers the lights. I mean, he makes a several ton island FLOAT IN FREAKING MIDAIR, lights don't seem to be too much of a problem...

 

Eh

Maybe the core powers the lights. I mean, he makes a several ton island FLOAT IN FREAKING MIDAIR, lights don't seem to be too much of a problem...

What about after the Core's been destroyed?
In the credits, light is still available to everyone inhabiting the Island...

 

... Not that core, the OTHER core... nudge-nudge wink-wink

 

Eh?

... Not that core, the OTHER core... nudge-nudge wink-wink

Erm, you seem to be having some sort of twitching problem with your arm and eye....

 

...a several ton island...

Yeah, just a couple tons. I'm guessing five.
Anyway, it's nearly useless to speculate on what powers the island. We have no idea what kind of technology Cave Story has, aside from teleporters, lights, fans, computers and plumbing. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's nuclear fusion, maybe it's a giant hamster wheel.

 

Looks like you have no choice but to be raped by a giant lunchbox. Have fun!

I don't think Balrog is the raping type.

 

Or...

Yeah, just a couple tons. I'm guessing five.
Anyway, it's nearly useless to speculate on what powers the island. We have no idea what kind of technology Cave Story has, aside from teleporters, lights, fans, computers and plumbing. Maybe it's magic, maybe it's nuclear fusion, maybe it's a giant hamster wheel.

Or maybe it's ***** **** ** ***** ** ********* *********** {Censored} {And no, it wasn't cuss words.}

If you're going to have that attitude, why have this theory discussion at all? =D

And, MAGIC makes the Island go 'round =D

 

And, MAGIC makes the Island go 'round =D

and Energy!

<-This.

 

and Energy!

<-This.

You are mistaken, my friend.
As someone has already pointed out, those are clearly Doritos.
Quote shoves them into his gun to power them up.
Why?
I don't know!

 

Then DORITOS make the world go round!™

 

WHAT?

Then DORITOS make the world go round!™

So...
...Doritos...are...MAGIC?!?!
WHOOOOAA!!!!

 

WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOW THIS BEFORE? DORITOS ARE MADE BY MEXICAN ELVES.
Maybe someone should make a mod that includes the island's power source. It should be a canon mod, so that no one can argue it.

 

For it to be canon it would have to be made by Pixel himself.

 

You and your words. I avoid words that make sense. I won't let them have power over me.

 

Words are for losers anyway.

 

*Sniff*

Words are for losers anyway.

*Bows his head in shame*

 

If Doritos make the Island fly, what do those guts do?

 

Iono

If Doritos make the Island fly, what do those guts do?

Maybe...they're heart shaped/red coloured Doritos?