Notable Moments in IRC

[00:30] <WD-40> one of my friends is friends with a famous lithuanian violinist and her husband
[00:31] <woodenrat> okay
[00:31] <woodenrat> what's the violinist's name
[00:31] <WD-40> Don't remember lol
[00:31] <woodenrat> and is your friend single?
[00:31] <WD-40> No.
[00:31] <WD-40> >_>
[00:31] <woodenrat> tough luck.
[00:31] <WD-40> Why would you be interested in her anyway
[00:32] <SEBTi> isn't distance a huge problem
[00:32] <WD-40> Yeah that
[00:32] <woodenrat> a hole is a hole
[00:32] <WD-40> >_>

 

[17:12] <Hiino> it's fun when my frail figures can do more than 20 and everyone who thought I was gonna die at the 3rd one are all "woah"
[17:12] <Hiino> figure*
[17:12] <@GIR> oh woodenrat
[17:12] <@GIR> are you good at the snatch
[17:13] <woodenrat> I don't do olympic lifts, and the snatch is technical as shit.
[17:13] --> [gir] PING
[17:13] <woodenrat> as in, very technical.
[17:13] <@GIR> see woodenrat isn't good at
[17:13] <WD-40> Did you know that fab was in a biathlon
[17:13] <@GIR> doing the snatch
[17:13] <@GIR> i told you doing the snatch was hard guise
[17:13] <woodenrat> it is
[17:13] <WD-40> only real men do the snatch

 

lel xDDD DD

 

[2013-02-18 9:00:15 PM] Yakkers: have I told you stories of the spaghetti table
[2013-02-18 9:00:25 PM] WD: You have naht
[2013-02-18 9:01:16 PM] Yakkers: okay well all the pony enthusiasts sit at one table at the dining hall
[2013-02-18 9:01:22 PM] Yakkers: one of them is literally a walking stereotype
[2013-02-18 9:01:52 PM] Yakkers: bleached jeans that are too small for him, sneakers, beady eyes, glasses, greasy as fuck hair with crumbs in it
[2013-02-18 9:02:07 PM] Yakkers: I've never seen him not wearing a MLP shirt and I haven't seen the same one twice many times
[2013-02-18 9:02:23 PM] Yakkers: he has an applejack sweatshirt that he wears every day and appers to rarely wash
[2013-02-18 9:03:37 PM] Yakkers: a 20% cooler backpack adorned with pony keychains, and a laptop coated in MLP stickers on which he plays the luna mod for civ 5
[2013-02-18 9:03:44 PM] Ellis: oh god

 

[19:17] <WD-40> http://kotaku.com/5984215/new-mario--luigi-rpg-will-take-place-in-luigis-dreams
[19:18] <@Noxid> WHY IS LUIGI SLEEPING
[19:18] <@Noxid> I must know
[19:20] <JonSpider> Apparently the entire game takes place inside Luigi's Dreams...
[19:20] <@Noxid> really john I couldn't tell from watching the video or reading the url
[19:20] <JonSpider> Sorry. Did not notice.

 

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<WD-40> It has its uses
<WD-40> Mr. Reddit
<CptFabulous> yeah I know
<CptFabulous> reddit sucks too
<CptFabulous> it's just as good at delivering funny pictures though
<WD-40> then dont giver me hit
<WD-40> givr ms ehois
<WD-40> utcl\
<CptFabulous> gimme dabajabaza
<WD-40> i had something in my habd
<CptFabulous> was it fue

 

01:15] <WoodenRat> guess what I'll probably be studying
[01:16] <WoodenRat> Graphics design, or is it graphical design in english.
[01:16] <WoodenRat> I've done the exams
[01:16] <CptFabulous> graphic design
[01:16] <WoodenRat> I hated them.
[01:16] <CptFabulous> sounds like a bright future in something you hate
[01:16] <WoodenRat> imagine a giant room filled with tall people with beautiful faces and very skinny legs.
[01:17] <WoodenRat> it was ridiculous
[01:17] <CptFabulous> okay
[01:17] <CptFabulous> wait how what
[01:17] <WoodenRat> almost everyone was so good looking...
[01:17] <CptFabulous> what if I like short chicks with thick legs
[01:18] <CptFabulous> also
[01:18] <WoodenRat> I was mainly referring to the dudes
[01:18] <WoodenRat> no homo
[01:18] <WoodenRat> also what
[01:18] <CptFabulous> oh
[01:18] <CptFabulous> a little homo, dude
[01:18] <WoodenRat> not even slightly
[01:18] <CptFabulous> also why was your exam in a room full of sexy dudes?
[01:19] <WoodenRat> I have no idea


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[02:14] <WoodenRat> anyone know what ralren's been up to?
[02:14] <CptFabulous> being alone and a loser maybe

 

[Bobbyis] you hate everything
[Bobbyis] go die
[Noxid|Work] yeha
[Noxid|Work] I do
[Noxid|Work] and some day you will too

 

[04:46] <woodenrat> Noxid give me some motivation.
[04:46] <Noxid> U R the sexiest lithuanian I have ever known
[04:46] <Noxid> no lie
[04:46] <woodenrat> fuck yeah

 

You're lying, there's no IRC anymore.

...Is there?

 

IRC's still where you left it.

The IRC will never die.

 

No, that only happens to the people who frequent it

 

Score, even though I have about half of you on Skype, I'm going to perma-sign-in.

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DINNNY'S BACK

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DINNNY'S BACK

Yes but NOBODY ELSE IS APART FROM YOU APPARENTLY, but if I remember correctly it was always hella ded at this hour and my timing's just poor.

Anyway yes I'm going to live in here again.

 

Good. ^_^

 

Spoiler

[1:54:50 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: bt i mEAN I SPENT ALL OFI T WORKING ON STUPID HTML ON TUMBLR
[1:54:59 AM] Garrett Gasper: UR HTMLS
[1:55:03 AM] Garrett Gasper: HMTLMS
[1:55:10 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: yeS HMTLSM
[1:55:24 AM] Garrett Gasper: HMLSLTMS
[1:55:33 AM] Doors: i STILL NED TO WEORK ON MY HMSTLHMSLSLHMS
[1:56:16 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: fUKC GO WORK ON YOUR HTMTLTMSMTLS THEN
[1:56:23 AM] Doors: UT ITS SO LATE
[1:56:34 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: fukc slee p ur still up
[1:56:42 AM] Doors: BUT
[1:56:46 AM] Doors: I CAN T DO IT
[1:56:48 AM] Doors: ITS HARD
[1:57:09 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: theN SLEEP
[1:57:18 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: or i wikll srsly brek in ur hourse and force u to sleep
[1:57:24 AM] Doors: THATS HARD TOO
[1:57:30 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: wow shti i cant tpe in he dark
[1:57:39 AM] Doors: i can jsut imaigne
[1:57:43 AM] Doors: you runnng over
[1:57:46 AM] Doors: in dark
[1:57:56 AM] Doors: swan diving into my bedroom through my window
[1:58:05 AM] Doors: and knowkcing me unconscions
[1:58:10 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: omfg
[1:58:11 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: yes
[1:58:14 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: i w ill do that
[1:58:26 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: falcon punch u to sleep
[1:58:37 AM] Garrett Gasper: oh my god
[1:58:38 AM] Garrett Gasper: just
[1:59:00 AM] Garrett Gasper: Like the fucking music you hear when people are dramatic running
[1:59:05 AM] Garrett Gasper: she dives straight through the fucking window
[1:59:20 AM] Garrett Gasper: just punches you into a coma and abscondes
[1:59:24 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: p much
[1:59:28 AM] Doors: ih my fuckung
[1:59:42 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: i’ll fuckign fly through the window once in done
[1:59:46 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: and into the night sky
[1:59:53 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: no
[1:59:55 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: anOTHER WINDOW
[2:00:00 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: break another window on my way out
[2:00:15 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: eecause going ou htrough the same way you came in is lame
[2:00:30 AM] Doors: i hope to god no one hears me
[2:01:08 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: this is why i have masted the art of ttfu laughig
[2:01:14 AM] Doors: ttfu
[2:01:15 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: when your parens sleep in the room next to u
[2:01:19 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: u have to master it
[2:01:25 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: shut up its dark
[2:01:26 AM] Doors: tits the fuck up
[2:01:40 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: do u want me to slep u with my laptop
[2:01:41 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: i wll
[2:01:46 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: the large laptop too
[2:02:03 AM] Garrett Gasper: boobslap him
[2:02:18 AM] Doors: imf
[2:02:30 AM] Garrett Gasper: Ancient art of boobfu
[2:02:33 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: omfg
[2:02:47 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: i don have animu boobs so that doesnt work sadly
[2:03:00 AM] Doors: sADLY I DONT EITHER
[2:03:03 AM | Edited 2:03:04 AM] Doors: WAIT
[2:03:12 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: thAT LAS T PERSON THAT NEEDS TO HAVE ANIMU BOOBS ISU
[2:03:35 AM] Doors: HOY SHJIT ITS 2WO
[2:03:47 AM] Doors: O 3
[2:04:08 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: sO WHAT
[2:04:12 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: B E WORRIED ONCE ITS 5 AM
[2:04:25 AM] Doors: I WIL
[2:04:35 AM] Doors: PROBAYL WONT GGET UP AT 7:30
[2:04:52 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: hAHHEHAH even tho we havbe like fukcing a week or so until school start
[2:04:53 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: s
[2:05:02 AM] Doors: MCDANTP;DS
[2:05:04 AM] Doors: HOLY SHIT
[2:05:07 AM] Doors: WHAT IS THAT
[2:05:11 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: and i come frm murica one day before school startS SO MY SSLEEPING SCHEDUAL IS GONNA BE FUCKED UP
[2:05:33 AM] Doors: YOU SAHOULF HANG OUY WITH FATTEY
[2:05:37 AM] Doors: SHIT
[2:05:39 AM] Doors: GARRETT
[2:05:42 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: whAT
[2:06:36 AM] Doors: I LITERNAT;;Y CANNOT BREATER
[2:07:20 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: i mcrying from these chats
[2:07:48 AM] Doors: SLY[E OIS NPY AT GOOD THING
[2:07:53 AM] Doors: SKYPE
[2:07:55 AM] Doors: HELP
[2:08:31 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: oMGF urtyping is kawaii koala tea
[2:08:50 AM] Garrett Gasper: senpai is my typign kawia inuhg for you
[2:09:42 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: senpaiuguug desu
[2:09:45 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: where is senpai
[2:09:48 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: sENPAIS
[2:10:49 AM] Doors: JESUS TONS OS JTE BUEST
[2:10:54 AM] Doors: TONS
[2:10:55 AM] Doors: THIS
[2:10:58 AM] Doors: FICK
[2:11:17 AM] Doors: ,AYBE I SHOULD LOOK AT MY JEPBOAFD
[2:11:32 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: jEPBOAFD?
[2:11:37 AM] Doors: KRYBNOARD
[2:11:40 AM] Doors: WEAT
[2:11:43 AM] Doors: KEY
[2:11:44 AM] Doors: BOARD
[2:11:50 AM] Garrett Gasper: JEFBOPFAD
[2:11:53 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: DONT U MEAN KEYBOARD
[2:11:55 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: …FUCK
[2:11:56 AM] Doors: YES THAT
[2:11:56 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: NO
[2:11:59 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: KEYBORED
[2:12:00 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: THERE
[2:12:04 AM] Doors: OH MY GOD
[2:12:17 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: KEYWESTBORED
[2:12:34 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: ///STROKES KEYWESTBORED AGGRESSIVELY
[2:13:23 AM] Garrett Gasper: pet pet your fuckiung keyboard
[2:13:34 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: dOROS I HTINK ALL MY RP QUALITY LEFT
[2:13:44 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: IDO NT THINK I’KK BE BALE TO GET A REPLY OUT
[2:13:51 AM] Doors: I DESTROLYED TI
[2:13:53 AM] Doors: ALL OF TI
[2:13:54 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: YES
[2:14:01 AM] Garrett Gasper: it’s giopenf or ever
[2:14:03 AM] Doors: TI S UMPOOSSIBLE TO TAKJ TO ANBYIINE
[2:14:52 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: TORMOW IT’L BE BACK BUT YOU MADE IT POOF WITH MY MAIGCAL BOOK FO GO TH E FUCK TO LSEEP
[2:14:54 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: I SAW THAT BOOK
[2:15:21 AM] Doors: EVCENYOIALLU I;; BR UNALE NTO VOMMUNTIVA TE THEU I WJILL GO TH SLLEP]
[2:15:23 AM] Doors: OH
[2:15:28 AM] Doors: I GUESS TOS NOW
[2:15:52 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: HOYL SHIT CAN U EVEN SEE THE SCREEN PROPERY
[2:16:07 AM] Doors: [TOBA;Y NPY 8JN YJINHL I, N;9INF
[2:16:24 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: G OT HE FUCK TO SLEEP BEFORE U DOZE OFF AT THE LAPTOP
[2:16:43 AM] Doors: INW ONDWR IF I CAN SAFE THIOS CHAT LO0F
[2:16:44 AM] Doors: G
[2:16:55 AM] Garrett Gasper: RESU FUCKING NO
[2:16:56 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: COPY PASTE THE SHIT OUT OF IT
[2:17:01 AM] Garrett Gasper: JSUT GO LESP SO THAT DORS WILL GO SLEP
[2:17:07 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: HASHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
[2:17:08 AM] Doors: STANGT TO TUMBLR
[2:17:09 AM] яєѕυ-вσσ: NO

Okay technically this was a skype convo but it was still fantastic

 

I think I witnessed the latter half of this conversation verbatim in a string of deviantart comments once.

 

Evidently I am not allowed to sleep unless everyone else is or else this will happen :|